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"Money talks," Javier said, holding up two sparring George Washingtons.
"Wow, it really does," his wife Georgina noted incredulously.
"Your wife has a really fat ass," George Washington spat.
"I liked it better when they didn't speak," Georgina said.
"Yeah, well, I liked it better when you didn't have a fat ass."
Everyone agreed that Javier did, and they resumed paying for lunch.
Date Written: December 20, 2003Comments:
Author: Noah Simple
Average Vote: 4.6667
12/23/2003 Will Disney: Everyone agreed that Javier liked it better, right? Good for Javier. Although isn't there such a thing as being *too* honest?
12/12/2004 The Rid: Why doesn't this short have anyone looking at it?
12/12/2004 Ewan Snow (5):
12/12/2004 scoop (5): Yeah.
12/12/2004 Mr. Pony (5):
12/12/2004 John Slocum (5): This is a very funny short. Hats off to Noah Simple!
12/21/2004 Turgid (5): Hit the treadmill, bee-atch.
03/4/2005 deliciousbrains (3): If I had two talking dollar bills I'd be fucking rich.