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There was something stupid about the whole thing, she thought. Where were the donkeys anyway? Why that name? And then there was that hint of the phallus that could not be denied, which was, of course, only enhanced by the “Joystick.” She thought, at first, she wanted to be like them--her brother and James. She had always had a crush on James, but some how the pleasure he took in wielding the joystick squelched it. As she walked out the door with disgust and into the new mown day, she wondered if, in fact, video games were to blame for the increase in masturbation. Surely, she thought, her generation would see the population plunge in fifty years.
Date Written: December 20, 2003
Author: Jimson S. Sorghum
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