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I will increase your mental reach,
teach you each how to teach;
to expand and command knowelege,
send your bottom straight to college.
My brains can span a wider span
than planes over the Grand Canyon.
Can you call me Mr. Mannion?
(Yes [beat] you can.)
Whiter than white man in the class
can get the room going like a preacher.
I'm your mother fuckin teacher.
(pause here, then look up. Modestly bow to applause of inner city students.)

Date Written: December 24, 2003
Author: Benny Maniacs
Average Vote: 1

Comments:
12/30/2003 Ewan Snow (1): This sucks.
12/30/2003 Jon Matza: Is the idea that he was trying to rap to them?
12/30/2003 anonymous: My father would have slapped me for posting this kind of shit.
12/31/2003 Ewan Snow: Feldspar is anonymous below, I'll betcha.
12/31/2003 qualcomm: close -- dennis