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June 12, 1995 Dear Diary, Jan 1, 2004 Dear Diary,
This is without a doubt the most wonderous day of my life! Today I turned 10 years of age and I am therefore entering a new chapter in my life that will soon result in my becoming the woman I so yearn for. Mummy gave you to me as a present and I will endeavor to fill these pages with such thoughts and intellectual meanderings as will make my future biographers chomp at the bit. I will one day become a famous zoologist because I am a gifted child but I must remember never to be arrogant and to always look kindly on the less fortunate. More later!
Ok, so I guess I didnít really keep this diary thing up. Oh my god!! I almost wrote dairy which is so funny because Iím totally lactating! Well, a lot has happened in 10 years. Lets seeÖmy cherry got popped by Tommy DiMato on the school roof in 10th grade and then he said something about how he just wanted his red wings and tried to push me off the roof which is ok because heís a loser but he left me with little Tommy Jr. who is 4 now and really cute. But then my mom kicked me out of the house b/c she caught me playing around with her boyfriend which kind of sucked b/c he left me with another kid who is little Frankie Jr. who is really special not just because he has Downs Syndrome but because he has a really big heart. Iím going for my GED next year which Iím totally going to pass but right now I'm working at Ann & Hope. Tommy used to send me a little money for Tommy Jr. but heís in jail for Chrystal Meth which I totally donít do anymore since Frankie Jr. was born. Anyways, Iíve got to go for now because I have a 3:00 with a guy who likes doing me while I wear a Nixon mask and recite lines from something called the Watergate tapes and if I mess up a line heís gonna break my teeth again which I totally don't want. More later!
Jan 1, 2004
Date Written: January 04, 2004
Author: Dylan Danko
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