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"I will always be the butcher's son, and you, you will always be one of the others, the purchaser's of the meats we vend. The blood of sheep and steer will stain my family's standing in this town until I run away to the big city."

"What are you talking about? Your dad's a banker, and you're his daughter. Also, we're in Manhattan; you can't run away to the big city from Manhattan."

"Oh yeah."

"Now can I please have that blowjob I was asking about?"

Date Written: December 30, 1899
Author: qualcomm
Average Vote: 3.5

Comments:
12/30/1899 anonymous (1):
04/14/2003 Will Disney (4): the first three paragraphs make up a great sub-short in themselves. the fourth paragraph kicks it up to four stars.
07/21/2003 Mr. Pony (5): I made crying noises but I didn't cry.
09/21/2004 scoop (4): Yeah, me either. 4.48 repetend...