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"I will always be the butcher's son, and you, you will always be one of the others, the purchaser's of the meats we vend. The blood of sheep and steer will stain my family's standing in this town until I run away to the big city."
"What are you talking about? Your dad's a banker, and you're his daughter. Also, we're in Manhattan; you can't run away to the big city from Manhattan."
"Now can I please have that blowjob I was asking about?"
Date Written: December 30, 1899
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