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"My balls!?"
"Yeah, You and ye big bouncys..."
"But...they don't do that"
"They Big, bouncy..."
"Wrong guy."
"I'm no guy, buddy guy."
"Neither was my..."
"She was a young one."
"Good, to."
"In that sack, boy..."
"And on a plane."
"And on a train!"
"Now your talking."
"Oww! Fuck fuck, too deep! Get off."
"I'm about to...OOOHHHH!!!!"

Date Written: January 08, 2004
Author: Rafus Butler
Average Vote: 3.5

01/9/2004 Dylan Danko: to, as in to? or to as in too?
01/13/2004 Jon Matza: Butler's erotic tour de force provides readers with a thorough, unblinking dissection of contemporary sexual concerns. Hard to digest at times, perhaps, but undeniably courageous in its willingness to tackle painful subject matter. A sparkling, forceful depiction of our generation's penile soulscape.
01/13/2004 Dick Vomit: Thanks for continuing to assrape my last name. Love, Pwa.
02/19/2005 scoop (5):
05/27/2005 Jon Matza: You're past due for a new short, Rafus.
06/10/2005 Mr. Pony: It is awesome that this is the #4 ranked Guest short.
06/10/2005 Mr. Pony: I am beginning to see why. I want to vote and move on, but I cannot. This short is hypnotic. I cannot turn away.
10/8/2010 Marvin_Bernstein (2): retarded