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Pissed Off Roomate: Woah, man! How much weed did you smoke? the shits thick in here as fabled london fog!
Slacker Roomate: Almost enuff mdude..hehh hehhhh Got anymore?? [grin]
Pissed Off Roomate: Got the munchies weedie?
Slacker Roomate: Yeaaaah man ...No food ...sux
Pissed Off Roomate: I got mallomars
Slacker Roomate: Werd pass em !!!!!
Pissed Off Roomate: No!
Slacker Roomate: Why?
Pissed Off Roomate: You eat all my food!
Slacker Roomate: No I don't.
Pissed Off Roomate: Yeah and ya know, instead of you eating them im'ma flush 'em right down the toilet cause thats where they wind up anyway...'cept they come outta yer asshole since your lazy ass wont go to the store for food so ya eat mine...you're too fuckin' lazy to even pick up the phone and order chicken
Slacker Roomate: Chickens greasy
Pissed Off Roomate: ...Asshole
Slacker Roomate: Whatever
Pissed Off Roomate: [flush]
Slacker Roomate: Those were perfectly good mallomars!!! And you flushed em!
Pissed Off Roomate: Yup...Shame you couldnt hold onto them for a little bit.
Slacker Roomate: Hey you know your ex you've been pining over for months now? I banged her last night.
Date Written: January 18, 2004
Author: Joseph Keith
Average Vote: 4