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if there is a god his names are but an array of terms loosely stitched together by a metaphorically cohesive glue of jungian collective thought Impossible in definition..... if god then nothings impossible countering everything His thought bubble pooped as no more coffee flowed from his empty mug.

Date Written: January 18, 2004
Author: Joseph Keith
Average Vote: 3.25

Comments:
01/27/2004 Texxx (3): The notion that coffee fueled this thought process is funny.
01/27/2004 Lenny (3): Huh? Did I miss a couple periods and/or commas? And did his thought bubble "poop" or "pop"? I'm not trying to be a dick about spelling - the difference will radically change the story. British empiricists like Buckley claimed the universe existed because God's thoughts were thinking about his own existance. If that's the case I don't see why those very same thoughts couldn't take a crap every now and then...
01/28/2004 Joseph Keith: alrighty... hmmm if "god" = true then "nothing's impossible" right? but this and if something is impossible...albeit "nothing" this kills the "god" idea...proving itself a falsity a true paradox even.... ??
01/28/2004 Joe Frankenstone: All work and no commas make Joe's brain hurt.
01/28/2004 senator (3): Can I have another bump of speed please? I wrote something similar to this under the influence...
01/28/2004 Benny Maniacs (4): Or three and a half.
01/30/2004 Joseph Keith: hmm...Wonder if poop is a Digested thought...ugg