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Engulfed in the throes of passion with his high-maintenance woman, Udo tried something he had never dared before.

Upon meeting resistance, Udo reasoned: "Come on, baby. Anal is the new black."

"Carry on."

Date Written: January 20, 2004
Author: Texxx
Average Vote: 2.75

01/27/2004 Joseph Keith (4): Was it the high maintenance bit that made him wanna corn-hole her? new black...lol
01/27/2004 Joe Frankenstone (3): Points for "carry on," but this just didn't do it for me.
01/27/2004 qualcomm (2): i'll take the part of the frankenstone pledge to vote on as many shorts as possible, what the shit. "carry on" is pretty good. "new black" has been used in jokes in just this way for years (x is the new black), and soured me to "carry on"'s already limited charms.
01/27/2004 Will Disney (3): jees i dunno. it's true "the new black" is old hat. yet, i like the imagery!
01/27/2004 Ewan Snow (1): "Engulfed in the throes of passion" is weak, even as purposefully purple prose. "High-maintenance" is a cliché. "The new black" is a cliché. This short has nothing going for it.
01/27/2004 Mr. Pony (2): Yeah, well, since we're doing it this way, I liked the fellow's name. Other than that, the short does seem like a bunch of cliches strung together--which could be funny, but needs to be pushed further.
01/27/2004 annebot (4): Carry on wayward ass!!!!
01/28/2004 Benny Maniacs (3): 3.5 even.