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“Remember that Paris movie?” she asked nuzzling up close to him.

“Which Paris movie?”

“You know! The one with Marlon Brando when he was still hot. And they’re in an apartment in Paris....”

“Oh!” he said with a knowing grin turning up one corner of his mouth. “You mean ‘Last Tango in Paris’?”

“Uh huh. Remember that one part?”

Of course he remembered that part! With his best Brando impression he gurgled, “Get the buttah.”

“So, would you want to do that?” she cooed.

He felt like he’d just been tickled in the crotch. Trying to suppress his boyish glee he said, “Um, you want me to do that?”

“Yeah, could you get me the butter. These pancakes are kinda dry.”

Date Written: January 22, 2004
Author: Moe-Ron
Average Vote: 4.2143

Comments:
01/29/2004 anonymous (5):
01/29/2004 Mr. Pony (5): You know what that is? That's a home run.
01/29/2004 senator (4): Wow! I'm speechless. Excellent work.
01/29/2004 Lenny (4): In my opinion this is excellent. Short and sweet with a funny ending.
01/29/2004 Will Disney (4): when he says pancakes, he's talking about the cheeks of his ass, right?
01/29/2004 Moe-Ron: of course. but she says it.
01/29/2004 Joe Frankenstone (4): Zing! He thought she meant the anal sex!
01/29/2004 Jimson S. Sorghum (4): Particularly nice in the wake of Cappy's buttered fist.
01/29/2004 Dylan Danko (4): So, whose ass is dry?
01/29/2004 Ewan Snow (4): Why does she want him to fuck the pancakes in the ass?
01/29/2004 Will Disney: Ewan, that's what turns him/her on!
01/29/2004 qualcomm (4): this is good. i'm proud of you moe-ron.
01/29/2004 scoop (4): i laughed out loud. i welcome the twist of domesticating the normal acme shorts take. it tightens a leash around transgression with madcap results!
01/30/2004 Joseph Keith: Woot!
01/31/2004 Slappy White (5): Anal Sex = Funny
02/6/2004 Dick Vomit (4): I affirm you/this.
02/27/2004 Mr. Pony: So you need to write more then.
06/24/2004 TheBuyer (4): Nice.
01/28/2005 Daphne: That's pretty wicked.