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Wealth is within the Power of Your Reach

Presented by Davey de Silva
Newark, New Jersey Seminar #1

Introduction

You are obviously the type of go-getter that we want. That wants to succeed. Not just Mr. Change Jiggler down by the corner. It is time to escape from the cull-de-sack of your lives. And we are here to show you how.

How? It starts with an attitude. Not with a product. Because it comes from within. We don't care where you're from, or how you got to come here. If somebody dropped you off, or whether you walked all this way alone. Old, young, middle-class, right wing...throw those away. I don't care if you grew up with the staffylocockus or sickle cell-enema. Just step inside.

There is no religion here. Just the temple of you. Take heed and open up your mind's eye. And this is just the beginning. Seminar #7 or #8 will be about the middle of the program, depending.

Steady yourselves! Today, you are winners.

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Date Written: January 28, 2004
Author: Texxx
Average Vote: 2.3333

Comments:
02/3/2004 Will Disney: First of all, this could pretty much be the actual transcript of a seminar. Second of all, the "staffylocockus" got a laugh out of me.
02/3/2004 senator (2): I don't get it. It isn't funny. ps: sickle cell anemia...that did make me laugh, just because enema's are funny.
02/3/2004 Benny Maniacs (3): Would have given a four for a good punchline. Good and dry though.
02/3/2004 anonymous (2): The idea of a self-help session is not bad, but the execution isn't very funny.