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The porn stars were sticking dildos in each other’s cunts. The room was chock full of business people, idiots, porn stars, camera men, and others all from the Internet Porn Industry.

If you’ve seen one live porn show, you’ve seem ‘em all. I was standing on chair drinking my Heineken getting a handjob from some bitch I met in the bathroom. It was cool, they were “swingers” she said, referring to her husband.

I looked over and these two morons had a 2 foot-double-sided-ribbed-gelatin-dildo in their grubby little hands. They disgusted me.

They threw it over the crowd and it landed on sweet Tammy’s ass.

“Hey, fucker! Show some respect would you?” I yelled at the two jackasses.

“It’s alright Johnny, they’re using it!”

God, I love the porn biz.

Date Written: January 28, 2004
Author: senator
Average Vote: 4

Comments:
02/4/2004 Will Disney (3): You know, this one is really horny. Tammy's a slut! I feel it could do more with the setup, however. Also, the tone reminds me of *the kid stays in the picture* a little - a good thing.
02/4/2004 Benny Maniacs (4): Rings a dull, rubber bell of truth. Except I don't get the second-to-last line. Is Sweet Tammy using the double dildo or the two moron porn stars?
02/4/2004 scoop (4): I'm not sure why, but I like this one. The tone is pitch-perfect...almost. All it lacks, I think, is a little more specificty in the language of the narrator. I don't think it matters who the hell the dildo's for, Maniacs. Its all about ennui in the face of orifices.
02/4/2004 Ewan Snow: The first sentence is great. Nothing too complicated here...
02/24/2004 annebot (5): we all know that double sided dildos are more like 1.5 feet, not TWO feet! Geeze.