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Tears streamed down Jordan’s face. He could feel the blood dripping down the back of his thigh, as LaDanian forced his enormous black cock into his ass. Jordan gripped the iron bars of the cell will all of the strength at his disposal.

“Take it you little bitch! I’m going to fuck your honkey ass blue.” LaDanian always said what was on his mind.

The pain was excruciating, he could feel every god damn inch of LaDanian’s member. It must have been, what? Nine or ten inches if it was three.

When LaDanian finally climaxed, and filled his rectum with spunk, Jordan thought…Next time I’ll use a gun, that’s bound to get me 20 years.

Date Written: January 30, 2004
Author: senator
Average Vote: 4

02/12/2004 scoop (4): That "always said what was on his mind" line did it for me.
02/12/2004 Will Disney (4): senator, i see you're feeling right at home here at acmeshorts!
02/12/2004 qualcomm: you racist! you implied that black men have big cocks! slappy, come expose this racist for the racist he is! racist!
02/12/2004 Craig Lewis (4): Call Sharpton! Seriously..."LaDanian always said what was on his mind" is an excellent line.
02/12/2004 qualcomm (4): yes, is good.
02/12/2004 Jon Matza (3): There's something about senator's shorts that makes them likable, isn't there? Seriously. The pleasure he takes in his transgressions, maybe? I'm not wild about this particular one, but "LaDanian" is a top-notch name.
02/12/2004 Lenny: Hmmmm...not sure yet....
11/4/2004 TheBuyer (4):
11/4/2004 Litcube (5): This was awesome.
01/25/2005 Mr. Pony (4): It is abundantly clear that the author of this piece is concerned with addressing, using anecdote and parable, how we are experiencing and engaged in experiencing the fragile and specific nature of our unique human condizion.