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"Retarted muppets.............funny."

"Masterbating Muppets.............funnier."

(long pause)

"Retarted masterbating muppets.............funniEST."

(very excited now)

"Retarted masterbating muppets masterbating each other. An RMM circle jerk. Oooooh, yeah...with Miss Piggy in the middle. Uh huh, uh HUH! A little muppet bukkake action. (typing begins) How you like it, bitch, HOW YOU LIKE IT...."

(stops, dejected, realizes he's gone too far)

(peers out window)

"Q-bert in an orgy featuring Smurfette and the Intellivision 'running man'.............funny."

Date Written: February 04, 2004
Author: Lenny
Average Vote: 2.75

Comments:
02/13/2004 anonymous (1):
02/13/2004 Will Disney (3): What can one say about this short? I guess it's kind of sexy!
02/15/2004 Phony Millions (3): Is 'masturbating' spelled wrong intenionally, and if so, why? That's an important word.
02/15/2004 Lenny: Yeah, I did that on purpose....not sure why....I guess I thought it would be funnier if this guy, and I think we all know who I'm talking about, misspelled his thoughts.
02/16/2004 Phony Millions: Now I got it; sorry I was a little premature passing judgement on that one.
06/8/2004 TheBuyer (4): Bonus star for Brad's first comment.