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I knew this was going to be one for the books. It just kept coming with no end in sight. The kind that stays together and wraps around nicely. The clean up would be easy too. What a pleasant way to start the morning.

As satisfying as this is, it will all soon be forgotten. The gods created this piece of art and granted me the gift of delivering it into this world. I feel kinda like Mary, except that would be gay, I'm not a virgin, and I'm not married to a carpenter. I could nail it to a cross. Nahh, that would be messy.

This is what went through Rusty Belovivich's mind when he discovered what is believed to be the only practical use for a cell phone camera.

Date Written: February 04, 2004
Author: senator
Average Vote: 4

Comments:
02/16/2004 Will Disney: I'll tell you what - I like the first two paragraphs. The punch line I'm not so crazy for. Still, I identify with the feeling that the author is expressing.
02/16/2004 Dolemite: I don't mean to get all Feldsparian...and I won't cry plagiarism...but this short feels awfully familiar...
02/16/2004 senator: I've obviously never seen that short before in my life. Very funny though. And it resembles this short in one way. They are both about poop, that is about as far as it goes. Feldsparian...funny.
02/16/2004 Dolemite: Not just poop. Very long poop.
02/16/2004 Jimson S. Sorghum: Oh please, long poop has been done all over the place. Everyone's so pleased and proud when they do long poop.