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"Have a nice trip, Jenson? See you next Fall! Do you think you have enough vacation time for another one? You better check with HR." Patrick Cudinback, VP of Marketing, announced, as I stumbled into the conference room for our weekly manager's meeting. As usual, everyone got a big laugh.
Embarrassed and flushing, I impotently and uncomfortably responded, "Haha, another good one Patrick."
I wanted to jump across the table and choke that insensitive bastard. He's constantly making jokes at my expense. I hate him, I hate him. Sometimes I wish he were dead.
Then I remember that I fuck his wife (in the ass every other week, she's funny like that) at the Omni Hotel every Wednesday during lunch...and for some reason, that makes it all right.
Date Written: February 13, 2004
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