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"You worthless good-for-nothing....I don't know why I put up with you! Oh, you act all coy and caring one moment, but when I actually need you, you fall to pieces. You're a mess - look at you! I can't stand to see you this way. Don't you have any integrity? Why is everything always about you? What about my needs?! What about me?! Each time you promise ‘Next time will be different’, and each time it always ends the same. I can't take it. I just can't take it! A man can endure only so much abuse!"
The chocolate chip muffin sat motionless on the table steaming slightly since it had only recently been taken out of the oven. There was a long pause as the two combatants eyed each other from across the room.
"I'm sorry baby, I didn't mean it." He ran back to the table and picked up the muffin. He began crying while muttering "I love you, I love you, I'm sorry" and rubbed the muffin against his face. The warm chocolate chips embraced him, depositing their sticky-love all over him. He began devouring the muffin. Tears streamed down his cheeks. The muffin was still hot so each bite burned his mouth a little, though he didn't mind. He knew he deserved it.
Date Written: February 20, 2004
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