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"Cunnilingus."

And here was Ricardo...flustered, disoriented...mostly afraid. His parents hadn't immigrated to this country for nothing. And now he was letting them down.

Ricardo froze. Would this affect his father's citizenship?

And then his heart suddenly leapt. It was just like astigatism! Just add the 'A'!

"...A...K..."

DING!

Date Written: February 20, 2004
Author: Texxx
Average Vote: 1.2

Comments:
02/27/2004 qualcomm: i don't understand what's going on. is this a spelling bee? what the fuck?
02/27/2004 Mr. Pony: I think so...But that doesn't exactly explain the joke.
02/27/2004 Dylan Danko: I think it is jon
02/27/2004 qualcomm (1): oh well, in that case, 1 star!
02/27/2004 Jon Matza (2): Even a 3rd grader w/stage fright wouldn't make that mistake, even in an alternate universe where 1st generation Panamanian schoolchildren get naughty words in spelling bees. This short is bad for the site, bad for the authors section, bad for humanity.
02/27/2004 annebot (1): I'm all for the random factor, but it just doesn't make sense
02/27/2004 anonymous: hey, does anyone got any bones??
02/27/2004 Will Disney: Sometimes native Spanish speakers attach an extra 'e' to the beginning of English words that start with 'sp', like 'special'. Is that what someone was thinking about? The DING is funny. It's funny when it happens in real life too.
02/27/2004 Will Disney: ummm, sure, anon_a. sure, we have some.
02/27/2004 anonymous: they better not be oregano man.
02/27/2004 anonymous: How is this short rated lower than Danko's latest offering? This is an outrage!
02/27/2004 Mr. Pony (1): It is outrageously stupid to compare the votes on one short with the votes on another short. One star! I punish your wrong-headedness! Paaah!
02/29/2004 scoop (1): "Crap." "...A...C...R...A..."
01/17/2005 TheBuyer: man this has been the longest february on record.
01/17/2005 Jon Matza: Will this author get an auto-email w/each new comment, Disney? Just "cyur".
01/17/2005 qualcomm: goddammit, what the hell does this thing mean?!