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Edward held the Wet-Wet Suzy doll over his face and let her rip. The doorbell rang. Fuck! He jumped to his feet with his face soaked and his pants around his ankles.
Edward stood pigeon toed, naked from the waste down, soaking wet and holding his dolly.
The door swung open. The Inspector made a dramatic and confident entrance that ended with a shift of weight from one leg to the other and a solid stomping of his boot heal on the floor.
Edward froze, his lower lip curled down and to the left.
“We can do this easy or we can do this hard.” The Inspector regretted his word choice even as the words were leaving his mouth. Edward grinned, drooled even.
“How about you be easy, and I stay hard?” Edward approached slowly in a stumbling walk, still pigeon toed and with his pants at his ankles. He held his arms out in front of him and dangled his hands limply as he advanced on the Inspector. In short, he managed to be far creepier than necessary. The Inspector backed away and as he did, reached for the Derringer he had cleverly stored up his ass.
Date Written: April 15, 2002
Author: Ewan Snow
Average Vote: 3.75