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"Your eyes...they're so perfect, like two almonds...." he said. His lips trailed across her cheek to her earlobe.
"And your ears...mmmmm...they're like....two beautiful dried apricots...." More bold now, he moved over neck to her left breast. Lowering the strap of her sundress, he freed it. Then, greedy, he moved over and siezed the right one.
"And your nipples....ooooohhhhh....you're nipples. They're so so lucious, just like...."
"Strawberries?"
"No...those are out of season."

Date Written: March 07, 2004
Author: Jimson S. Sorghum
Average Vote: 3.5714

Comments:
03/12/2004 qualcomm (4): this is one of the dumbest things i ever laughed at. (by the way everyone, i'm feeling kind of under the weather and am having a real tough time sleeping tonight. oh well, i guess you take the good with bad! LOL!)
03/12/2004 Will Disney: yeah the apricots line was okay
03/12/2004 Ewan Snow (4): Yeah, this is just a good old fashioned gag.
03/12/2004 John Slocum (3): Great gag, and underscores a larger, agro-political issue of the importance of buying local ingredients in season. Pretty soon her nipples could be luscious like ramps.
03/12/2004 senator (4): I laughed. I'm still smiling as a matter of fact.
03/12/2004 Benny Maniacs (2): I think you are all on too much of that cough syrup that makes your brain swell and seriously impedes your voting mechanism.
03/12/2004 qualcomm: something about the author's pointing out that she's wearing a sundress... i either like that or hate it, i can't tell yet.
06/8/2004 TheBuyer (4): i love shorts that end with a baddaboomching you can almost hear.
11/24/2004 TREE (4): old joke done very well.