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Tanya polished off a quart of green chicken curry and kicked back on her stained ikea counch. Friends was a re-run, Will and Grace... she never got it. IT WASN'T FUNNY! Was it? Somewhere between Will's starched collars and Grace's hair, the rumbling started. It was mild at first, but it built with a familiar intensity. She stood up to assess the situation. Alka seltzer was not an option. In a practiced move, Tanya made a graceful leap to the powder room. There was no question...it was gonna blow.

Date Written: March 08, 2004
Author: cuntry
Average Vote: 3.6667

Comments:
03/12/2004 Will Disney: sure, i can see this happening...
03/12/2004 Ewan Snow: Nice! Not sure how to vote on this one. Also not sure if the implication is that Friends is funny. The first sentence is excellent.
03/12/2004 Mr. Pony (4): Excellent use of the word "assess".
03/12/2004 Craig Lewis: Me no like.
03/12/2004 Jon Matza: I commend you for 'counch', even if it was a typo.
03/13/2004 Jimson S. Sorghum (4):
03/13/2004 Jimson S. Sorghum: I like the "graceful leap to the powder room"--such girliness leading into such poopiness.
03/13/2004 Benny Maniacs (3): Thought it was a metaphysical rumbling at first, a little disapointed when it turned out to be stomach related.