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I was at the Gay Olympics competing as a long jumper. One time I met another athlete who was there to compete in the javelin competition, and we were joking that he became a javelin thrower because javelin rhymes with Olivia de Havelind and he was such a queen, the type that loves old movies and Judy Garland and that shit. But then I met Rick, who was from San Francisco, and threw the discus. He was hot hot hot, such a tight body, and we totally had sex the whole weekend of the games. I could have fallen in love with him but I stopped myself because, I knew that since he lived in San Fran it was not worth it, long distance never works and anyway I could tell he was a total slut who would never be true to me and i have been hurt MANY times before. I am not going to stand for that shit anymore, my new policy is "me first," I have to be good to myself and LOVE MYSELF FIRST. "You are no good for anyone unless you are good for yourself," itís sooo true. :) I came in third, a bronze medal (yay for me!) and on Sunday night we all went clubbing and dancing. We met this guy Daniel, a HOT black guy who had once been one of Madonnaís dancers on the Blond Ambition tour, he told us all these stories about what a bitch she was. Love her! Then we all did some coke. The Gay Olympics was in Chicago that year.

The end by Terrence

Date Written: March 16, 2004
Author: Terrence
Average Vote: 1.5

03/19/2004 Will Disney: there's some kind of a theme that terrence is developing in his work. hmmmm...
03/19/2004 Mr. Pony: Hey, did you ever resolve your browser problem? Because it occurs to me that maybe you need to download the latest version of Macromedia Flash to view the Penny Pulaski short.
03/19/2004 Dylan Danko (2): I hope this Terrence isn't carving out a gay niche b/c it's already getting boring and I think it's beginning to truly offend people like Maniacs and Pony and Scoop.
03/19/2004 scoop: Adoyeeeeeee hickeeeeee
03/19/2004 scoop: pfffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttt
03/19/2004 scoop: darduhduhduhduh?!@#%$&***
03/19/2004 Mr. Pony: Will! I think "scoop" is malfunctioning again, if you get my drift.
03/22/2004 Terrence: yay for me! I have 2 published stories now in acme Shorts.com and everybody is reading my works. how come there are no stars in this shorts, i give it 5 stars (yay fro me!) How many other shorts feature madonna?
03/22/2004 Jacob Starfish (1): Hey Terrence! Sorry that I have to give you a bad vote for this short! It's essentially the same joke as your previous short (which I liked), but without all the depth! C'mon, T, there's more in you than that! Show us what you can really do when you cut loose! I believe in you!