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As the class silently completed their "Do Now," Jeff Dennington reclined, confidently, for the first time, in his chair. Only now could he understand what Carl Maglebaum was ranting about at lunch last week- the serene hum of the overhead lights, the freedom to kickback on the job- this was a sort of mini-heaven on earth. Jeff was filled with a joy he had never felt. He closed his eyes and slipped into a state of spiritual ecstasy.

While the rest of the 6th grade class hollered at the site of their sleeping teacher's erection, Keisha was the only one who noticed the brown puddle accumulating on the floor around Mr. Dennington's shoe.

Date Written: March 17, 2004
Author: Rafus Butler
Average Vote: 4

Comments:
03/21/2004 Rafus Butler: no vomments yet? 0
03/21/2004 Will Disney: this hasn't been published yet, rafus. check out the pending shorts link on the left of the guest page.
03/22/2004 Will Disney: okay now it's been published!
03/22/2004 Jon Matza: My vomment is as follows: I'm not wild about the short, but I applaud Rafus for moving in a more accessible direction.
03/22/2004 qualcomm: is keisha white?
03/22/2004 Jon Matza: Dude, WHY DOES THAT MATTER??? She could be two grades behind for other reasons.
05/24/2004 TheBuyer: This deserves a vote.
06/9/2004 TheBuyer (4): Rafus should come back now and write some more. Except not so cryptic like before and not so uh, uncryptic like this. There must be a balance.