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Aromas and Love Part II



She knelt in front of him, eyes closed, and braced herself as he unleashed a forceful torrent of urine which splattered against her breasts. The sound brought him to the rushing Danube swollen with rains and winding its course through the dramatic hillside grüner veltliner vineyards of the Wachau. Droplets of urine gathered erratically on her lifted chin as he gazed at the rows of ordered terraces running across the face of Kellerberg, then Achleiten, now Klaus, and now Honivogl. A hint of green pea and white pepper rose to his nose. ‘Could it be my urine has the same aroma profile as grüner veltliner,’ he wondered, ‘or am I intoxicated by visions of vines and their roots reaching deep into the volcanic soil for mineral nutrition?’

She looked up at him, eyes bright. ‘Green pea,’ she said excitedly, ‘your urine smells like green pea and white pepper! And…and…and asparagus! It’s just like grüner veltliner, baby!’ She took his penis into her mouth and lovingly drank the rest of his grüner veltliner .

Date Written: March 23, 2004
Author: John Slocum
Average Vote: 4

Comments:
03/26/2004 Mr. Pony (5): I love what you're doing here. Liked Part I slightly better because it touched sense memory on a deeper level, but this one's still a five, far as I'm concerned.
03/26/2004 Craig Lewis (4): I like this sequel better than the Jacob Starfish sequels, but not as much as Part II of Danko's Future Self Visits Child Self series, and less than Toy Story II. Slocum, I still don't know why you didn't do better in the olfactory round of the Pete's Quiz Night Super Bowl a couple of years back. I'm pretty convinced that all you sommeliers are having us on with your "hints of licorice and quince."
03/26/2004 Jimson S. Sorghum (4): It seems to me you might've moved on to other excretions, but i'm not gonna dock ya for it.
03/26/2004 Mr. Pony: I really like the symmetrical urine action.
03/26/2004 qualcomm: hints of polyester and sorrow
03/26/2004 John Slocum: Lewis: I don't completely disagree with you about the licorice and cumin, alot of bullshit, but that doesn't mean my powers of olfaction aren't razor sharp and advanced.
03/26/2004 Dylan Danko: Was Slocum in attendance at that Superbowl??
03/26/2004 qualcomm: hints of oranges and umbros
03/26/2004 Benny Maniacs (3): But perhaps with a nose of licorice on the last line.
03/26/2004 Jimson S. Sorghum: Yeah, Pony, maybe I missed the point somehow. I guess the pee pee makes thematic sense.
03/26/2004 Mr. Pony: Well, she's peeing on him, he's peeing on her...It's a transcendent experience for both of them. It's very romantic.
03/26/2004 John Slocum: Patience Jimson, have a whole feces-eating cycle coming up.
03/27/2004 anonymous: Self-hating-jew-porn?
03/27/2004 anonymous: has anyone here heard of docking? In relation to Sorghum's comment? just curious. If it is an intended comment that's pretty funny.
03/28/2004 scoop (4): This one's good too. But I thought it woudlve been perfect if it ended with the last line of the first graf.