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It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single woman in possession of a good cunt must be in want of a huge cock. Well, baby, consider your problems solved. You whet my beak, and I'll whet yours! I've got the rock hard cock perfectly suited to giving your cunt the fucking that we both know it needs. Hey, that reminds me: What's the difference between a refrigerator and your pussy? Give up? A refrigerator doesn't fart when I pull my cock out!

Date Written: March 24, 2004
Author: Mr. Joshua
Average Vote: 3.8889

Comments:
03/30/2004 Jimson S. Sorghum (5):
03/30/2004 Mr. Pony (4): Indeed!
03/30/2004 scoop (4): Indeederino!
03/30/2004 John Slocum (3): I haven't read Pride and Prejudice, but feel nonetheless, in my ignorance, that this could have been handled better.
03/30/2004 Craig Lewis (3): Ho hum.
03/30/2004 Dylan Danko (4): I also enjoy putting my cock in the refrigerator so I'll give you an extra star.
03/30/2004 Jimson S. Sorghum: You know Slocum, I was going to complain that this short should have kept up the conceit, but then that last joke was so deliciously stupid, and it made me laugh, and well, shit, that counts for something in my book.
03/30/2004 Benny Maniacs (3): That cunts for something in my book.
03/30/2004 Ewan Snow (4): Idiotic, but funny. Good opening, saggy middle, funny end.
03/30/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: I want a parallel universe refrigerator, and quick.
01/31/2005 Cyrus (5): I dislike the ending so 4*'s but +1 for pointing it out.
01/31/2005 Mr. Joshua: Yeah, but what does TREE think?
01/31/2005 Cyrus: Sorry dude but TREE lost it a while ago. The Rid agreed with him and apparently, that was enough to push him over the edge. He could not take the chance that he could be put in the same column as The Rid and ended his short life. He did have a family and after a suitable mourning period, they may come to acme and act in his stead.