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The line felt like a mosh-pit at a Sinatra show; "OOY, my hemroids, I have such a problem passing these days", "You think that's bad, with my arthritis Hyman's beating me at shuffle-board!" "Excuse me! Excuse me! I WAS NEXT!!!", "WHAT! $80!, I'm not payin that, hig-way robbery, you people!"

I wish they'd all move to Canada...

Date Written: March 31, 2004
Author: Cialis Sucks
Average Vote: 3.25

Comments:
04/5/2004 John Slocum (3): sort of funny, but sort of not funny
04/5/2004 Craig Lewis: "Hig-way."
04/5/2004 John Slocum: like the name 'Hyman'
04/5/2004 Mr. Pony: I don't understand.
04/5/2004 John Slocum: the line at the pharmacy was like... the prescription drugs were too expensive, not like in canada.
04/5/2004 Will Disney (4): i'll give this one four stars not b/c i like the short but in recognition of cialis' name which is kind of creepy.
04/5/2004 Benny Maniacs (3): Because that's what people give me.
05/24/2004 TheBuyer (3): Canada has enough senior citizen dead-beats, thanks.
06/15/2004 Jon Matza: Come back to Acme, Cialis. We need you now more than ever.
05/20/2005 Jon Matza: Cialis?