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How could anyone’s pussy juice taste better than Rachel’s snatch cream?

Um, Joshua…

Yes?

I don’t believe that’s one of the Four Questions.

We’re on page 54.

Oh, sorry. My bad.

Date Written: April 01, 2004
Author: Dolemite
Average Vote: 3.5

Comments:
04/7/2004 Craig Lewis (3): Can't wait to hide the afikomen in Rachel's...etc. Passover humor. Rich.
04/7/2004 Jon Matza (4): Cheap one. Good one.
04/7/2004 Mr. Pony: Had to look this one up. How come everyone's a Jew but me? It's totally not fair.
04/7/2004 qualcomm: Four Questions are way before page 54, asshole.
04/7/2004 anonymous: Lerpa - the Haggadah at this particular sedar contained extensive footnotes, photos of antique Jewish spice boxes and illustrations of the Wise Son tricking the Simple Son into eating dog feces disguised as haroset. So you can imagine that the pagination might be a little different from the Haggadah you or I might have used.
04/7/2004 John Slocum (4): Humor per word quotient extremely high. See attached graph.
04/7/2004 Noah Simple (4): He was just on the wrong page. That's the weird thing. That certainly IS a weird Haggadah.
05/24/2004 TheBuyer (3): Oy vey, I'm a goy!
01/20/2005 Litcube (3):