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Lash Witherspoon
A Blueballs™ Serial in 8 Parts

7. Obedience School for the Indolent

"I order a substantial genuflection! Now!"

Damn you, man...his sizeable illiteracy...his gigantic lack of vocabulary...whatever it was, Private Havemeyer lay supine...

"Enough! Up!"

I wanted to stifle this goldbrick now, and forever. My riding crop unavailable, it was merely fortuitous that I stood naked before him...

*****

Ed. note: Part 8 appears 6 weeks from today's date.

Date Written: April 05, 2004
Author: Cabot
Average Vote: 2.1667

Comments:
04/9/2004 Craig Lewis (2): No.
04/9/2004 Will Disney: wait - i don't understand this one. is this a comic strip?
04/9/2004 anonymous: If you want it to be. But no.
04/10/2004 Jon Matza (2): Surely this is Texxx?
04/10/2004 Cabot: Texxx?
04/11/2004 Craig Lewis: Matza's right! No question about it -- just read Cabot's shorts and comments. Welcome back, Cabot/Texxx!
04/11/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: I have heard legend of this "Texxx" Was the Texxx not reviled in these here parts?
04/11/2004 scoop (2): One of the elements that first drew me to this site was the dangerous razors edge the writers, particularly Snow and The LErpa (formerly Jon Feldspar), were able to walk between coherence and full blown uncanniness. It remains something I am deeply imrpessed with, intimidated by, and a big fan of. The problem is when such material is handled by someone without the requisite skill or experience, they end slipping on the razor and disembowling thier imaginations and having them splash out all higgledy-piggeldy resulting in a incomprehensible short like this one. Don't let this low-rating be a deterrent, oh noble Cabot, keep up the good work. Just avoid the bad work, I guess.
04/11/2004 Mr. Pony: Ferucio, I think it's fairest to say that Texxx was controversial.
04/11/2004 scoop: I think it is unfairest to say Texxx was uncontroversial.
04/11/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan (2): Faskinating! I look forward to more work from you Cabot aka Texxx! And what scoop aka scup says is right on.
04/11/2004 Mr. Pony: Scoop, while I can't not discount the notion that your statement is not entirely untrue, it wouldn't be entirely out of line to suggest that I do think you're maybe oversimplifying, just a bit.
04/12/2004 Cabot: I hope Texxx was as good/controversial as Cabot. For what it's worth.
04/12/2004 Craig Lewis: You know perfectly well that he was exactly as good and as controversial.
04/12/2004 Cabot: That would be quite remarkable.
05/28/2004 TheBuyer (1): Not good; bad, even.
11/9/2004 Turgid (4): Not great, but not horrible. Rating to compensate for all the low ones.