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Young Desmond Oliphant craved cock. Nobody knew his secret lust, but heck it was true!

In school he had to study geometry. When the time came for the study of cylinders, Desmond blushed. He knew it was horny, but he didnít know why. And when it came to the part about choads and how they were thick and wide, he blushed even more.

Leslie Montiguese knew cocks real good, having sucked every cock in the class sans Desmondís. Now she wanted to, how should we say, suck Desmondís cock. She started licking her chops real horny-like.

Also desmond liked dolls. There was this time at the store when he couldnít get one cuz the monkeys.

Germs were affecting him more.

New kinds of chairs...

...prix fix...

Date Written: August 20, 2002
Author: Ewan Snow
Average Vote: 4

Comments:
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05/10/2004 Phony Millions: A weird one, this!
05/10/2004 TheBuyer: I almost didn't make is past the first sentence, what with my adoration of Desmond Child and his zany rock-and-roller lifestyle 'n all.
05/10/2004 scoop (5): It has the feel of an artist rebelling against himself.