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"I just love when a niggah brings his whole crew. Just a bigger piece of
cake for me to chew a hole through."

Did I leave the iron on again? Fuck it, no way. I remember getting the
cuff straightened…that was a real bitch. I had to spray water and shit on
it. But then Jamon's cousin blew up my phone...fucking, bitch...but damn
she likes to bounce that booty.

"That is one craaazy nigga! Did you see that shit?"

Four more members of The Crenshaw Crushers jumped out of the car and
joined the massacre. D had already disposed of Demal, Ricky, and the one
most called Booster (because he was so short). D was outnumbered, but not

I brushed my teeth right after I told that bitch to come over suck my
dick. Did I turn the fucking iron off when I walked by? Well, I'll be
god damned.

"Whoa, someone betta calls an abulance...cuz tho's niggas is all sortsa
fucked up."

"How many niggaz is afta his ass? I see six, but four more just bought
their coffins."

The body count was seven so far.

Date Written: April 26, 2004
Author: senator
Average Vote: 3

04/30/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: Is this a black thing?
04/30/2004 Benny Maniacs (4): Feruccchio, my nigga. I'll give this shit four stars for conjuring up a movie score and being very cenematic in general, black, white red or blue, muthafuqua.
04/30/2004 TheBuyer (2): Either I'm a bitter man or this just simply doesn't work; word.
04/30/2004 Maxwell Demon (3):
05/3/2004 Will Disney: So he's worried about the iron while killing other gangsters - i get it.
11/12/2004 Dick Vomit: That's so Goodfellas, but ghetto.