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The ass-shaped robot was a sad thing. It was shunned by the other robots. They all treated it as humans might an inbred backwoods cousin.
It's chief failure as a robot was its unfortunately positioned exhaust vent between the cheek shaped modules. This vent would jettison sulphur tinged steam and unused bits of dried fuel particles at various times during the day, usually when other robots were nearby. Often it would jettison particles and sulphur gas in crowded freight lifts.
To make things worse, dried excess fuel particles would sometimes cake up on the metal around the ass-shaped robot's exhaust vent. When steam would vent, these "piles" would flake off, pulling bits of corroded metal with them, This caused the ass-shaped robot's sensors to become very irritated, and the only way it could relieve itself would be to back up against a corner and scrape the tiny chunks off its cheek modules.
The ass-shaped robot was a miserable thing, and would have wheeled itself into the nearest melting pot, if not for its only friend; the Tonguedroid.

Date Written: April 30, 2004
Author: Ferucio P. Chhretan
Average Vote: 3.75

05/6/2004 TheBuyer (4): I don't know, I laughed.
05/6/2004 TheBuyer: I'm still drunk from last night, maybe I should have put a rating on it later in the day.
05/6/2004 qualcomm (4): yeah, i laughed too at the image of the assy robot rubbing his irritated exhaust hole against the wall. punchline's a stinker, though.
05/6/2004 Mr. Pony (4): Gross!
05/6/2004 Will Disney (4): i agree with lerpa
05/6/2004 Maxwell Demon (3): eh...
05/6/2004 John Slocum (5): I disagree with The Lerpa and Disney about the punchline. I would say it's a strong ending.
05/7/2004 senator (3): i'm a sucker for fart and poop jokes. this just didn't even make me crack a smile. punchline left a lot to be desired.
05/7/2004 scoop (3): I agree with the honroable senator.
05/8/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: Senator: I guess you're not a sucker for ass shaped robot jokes. Didn't even crack a smile? Damn, that's stone cold.
05/11/2004 senator: I wasn't trying to be harsh. I'm not much of a critic. I simply know when I laugh, when I smile, and when I don't. I wouldn't take it personally.
08/31/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: Hey Mr. Slocum, I just got it! Strong ending! ha! ha ha!