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Small town mmenttaliities and extra keystrokes.. These are the things thatt madde evviscerating the frennchh, ggarrishhlyy dressed prostittute onmmyy counter suchh a challennge. TThe keyboarrd was soo fucking touchhyy! I hhad to go back sixty, sevennttty times to correct typos.. TTypos! I dont' make typing mistakkes. EEverry letter is a good letter.
HHerr bllood congeealed on a sanndwichh II was saviing for later annd II had to throw it awayty.
Happpy now, you fucking shitty, shitty, asshole keyboard. HA rummph, I'm so mad I could spit.
Date Written: May 01, 2004Comments:
Average Vote: 2.25
05/6/2004 anonymous: Author- I suddenly hate this short. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
05/7/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: I thought the two Vs in "ewwiscerating" was a W. I was confused why everything wasn't in Fudd-speak.
Now I'm just confused.
05/7/2004 Mr. Pony: Ferucio, you know the errors in the short are the result of a bad keyboard, right? Dammithead?
05/7/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: It's still a damned confusing short, Pony!
05/7/2004 Mr. Pony: Agreed. My keyboard does this tooo, but you don't see me killin' folks!
05/7/2004 Benny Maniacs (2): I'm breaking the ice.
05/7/2004 Jon Matza (2): I'm jumping in the hole.
05/7/2004 qualcomm (1): who farted?
05/7/2004 Mr. Pony: Get that kid off my ice, you little wankers!
05/7/2004 Will Disney (4):
05/7/2004 anonymous: I shit the bed on this one.