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“Fuck almighty,” soliloquized the actor who had once played a lead character on NBC’s popular sitcom, Friends, “If I don’t get this freeloading alien out of my house, he’ll eat me out of that house!”
He cocked his ear for the familiar sound of audience laughter, but none came.
Then the alien came into the kitchen, scratching his big, furry ass.
“Got any more Tang?” it asked. “I’m famished. Oh, and is your slut girlfriend coming over today? I am also horny.”
The alien turned to a non-existent studio camera.
“Mars wants your women!” it shouted, then laughed at its own joke.
Date Written: August 20, 2002
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