home authors guest shorts graphical shorts



Date Written: May 02, 2004
Author: Ferucio P. Chhretan
Average Vote: 4

05/11/2004 Benny Maniacs (4): V. curious as to what color the inside of her vadge is.
05/11/2004 qualcomm (4): the first thing i look at in a girl is her eyes.
05/11/2004 Mr. Pony (3): Some interesting stuff going on graphically, but this feels a little forced. The punchline seems tacked on--literally. Is that a different typeface?
05/11/2004 Will Disney (5): i like this one a lot
05/11/2004 Will Disney: tacked on? i think it's swell!
05/11/2004 anonymous: Well, it wasn't tacked on, but it was a different typeface.
05/11/2004 Mr. Pony: It feels like it comes from nowhere--except from your pants, maybe! Haw haw haw!
05/11/2004 anonymous: what do you mean nowhere? It comes as a response from the lovely lady's proposal...
05/11/2004 qualcomm: author, will you please post a nude of her? there's some things i need to do...
05/11/2004 Will Disney: i agree with author that pony misread this. i also agree with lerpa that i have some things i need to do. author, please do as lerpa says.
05/11/2004 Mr. Pony: The proposal is tacked on! Dammithead!
05/11/2004 anonymous: NU-UHH, Pony...
05/11/2004 anonymous: Hey Mr. Disney, will I get automatic stars for a nude?
05/11/2004 qualcomm: Hooray!
5/11/2004 3:39:09 PM - Will H. Disney: Actually, yes.
05/11/2004 anonymous: Whee!
05/11/2004 Mr. Pony: So wait. This blue woman is hot. The situation is hot.
05/11/2004 TheBuyer (4): Blue-tang...ya, I got nothin.
05/11/2004 Mr. Pony: Okay, I guess I see what everybody is saying. Kudos!
5/11/2004 5:16:04 PM - The Lerpa: Hurry! My penis is drying out! Hurry! It hurts! There's no time! IT HURTZ! OH MY GOD IT'S SO DRY!! DO IT NOW OR KILL ME PLEASE! IT'S CRACKING!!05/11/2004 anonymous: The Lerpa: It will put the lotion on its body or it gets the hose!
05/11/2004 Jon Matza: How's Chretan supposed to post it immediately even if he draws it?
05/11/2004 anonymous: I'm afraid The Lerpa's penis may dry out with a wait like that.
05/11/2004 Mr. Pony: Oh my goodness!
5/11/2004 6:10:23 PM - The Lerpa: SHUT...UP...MATZA...! PENIS...DRYING...OUT...! Must...moisten...penis...!
05/11/2004 qualcomm: Wow, Pony, that doesn't seem like a very well-thought-out opinion...
5/11/2004 6:17:11 PM - Mr. Pony: Seriously, though, Ferucio, I gave this short a low rating because it had a faint whiff of misogyny. No hard feelings, I hope.
05/11/2004 Mr. Pony: Ha! Oh, the Lerpa, that's so cute! I don't really believe that silly misogyny argument. I just said that to trap you! And hey, I didn't make you look dumb last time, did I, fellas? No hard feelings!
5/11/2004 6:23:46 PM - The Lerpa: ...Although in retrospect, you're usually right, so I guess I'll throw my considerably weighty and significant opinion behind you. I've been burned before, arguing with you! That's not a smart movie for anyone. You just made me look all dumb that last time! I'm sorry!
05/11/2004 qualcomm: Whoa, Disney, that seems kind of harsh!
5/11/2004 6:38:21 PM - Will H. Disney: All right, I'm re-censoring the year because of you assholes.
05/11/2004 anonymous: "smart movie"? That's an uncharacterisically basic spelling error for you...The Lerpa.
05/11/2004 qualcomm: What the hell is wrong with you, Disney?!
5/11/2004 6:41:30 PM - Will H. Disney: And now that the year is safely re-censored, I can safely declare: I am a pedophile!
05/11/2004 Mr. Pony: The Lerpa, that was the weirdest fake comment in the long and rich history of fake comments.
05/11/2004 Mr. Pony: Ah. Fantastico!
05/11/2004 Mr. Pony: Please stop posting fake comments in my name! It's wrong!
5/11/2004 6:47:11 PM - Dylan Danko: Uuuuhhhh, what's going on here, guys?
05/11/2004 qualcomm: God, Pony, you didn't even get the year right, and the colon is bold when it shouldn't be. Nice try.
5/11/2004 6:51:09 PM - Mr. Pony: Even weirder, Lerpa!
5/11/2003 6:50:01 PM - The Lerpa: mmmrrrraaaarrrr! look at me! i'm the stupid lerpa! merrrraaaaarrr!
05/11/2004 John Slocum: Did anyone notice that panel 2 kind of looks like a pussy? You have to look at it directly without looking at it directly.
05/12/2004 TheBuyer: Hey, no kiddin...nice twat spotting.
05/13/2004 scoop (4): Women.