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There are rules in life, son. You can’t just do any damn thing you want, I mean hell. There are other people to think of besides yourself. Now you’ve gone and fucked this all up. Jesus Christ. What the fuck were you thinking? Go see if she’ll give you some new fries.

Date Written: May 13, 2004
Author: Cooper Green
Average Vote: 3.5714

05/17/2004 qualcomm (4):
05/17/2004 TheBuyer (3):
05/17/2004 John Slocum (2): ho hum
05/17/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan (4): I agree.
05/17/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: I don't agree with Slocum's comment, but with the previous two. Dammit!
05/17/2004 Benny Maniacs (3): I like the fries angle. But it's not really the kids fault, asshole dad!
05/17/2004 Will Disney (4): 3.5 stars
05/18/2004 John Slocum: Wait a second...Feruchio, the previous two didn't make comments!
05/18/2004 Mr. Pony: Stars are comments...aren't they? Money is speech!!
05/18/2004 Mr. Pony: Hi, Cooper Green! Welcome to Acme Shorts, where new voices are welcomed with open arms!
08/13/2004 Litcube (5): I'm a huge fan of short shorts.