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Jake’s mouse hand shook from the torrid action of his wank hand. He clicked the “next” tile at the bottom of the FatnSlippery.com member’s gallery, and stepped up the pace another notch. The canary yellow sock flopped, still empty, as his wrist chugged madly along his thigh, the rapid thwacking of his balls against the wooden chair giving him painful pleasure.

“Next” had left behind Vikki and given him Maggie, a flesh mountain of sin. Maggie toyed with some apparently secret region of pleasure that was concealed by mounds of stretched, fat-engorged flesh, her heavy breasts detected in the confused landscape of her torso only by the presence of nipples. He was on a mission. Thwackthwackthwack …

Next.

Candi’s amorphous, stressed flab found its own level. She coated the divan, her erotic semi-pose sending Jake into spasms of desire. Usually, he could fantasize over one or two of these luscious, naked heavyweights before spending his load, but this time it was apparent that he wasn’t going to get it done in time for vespers. He called it quits, straightened his robe, and returned the sock to his foot, surprised when his large toe located a tiny dollop of early release.

Date Written: May 18, 2004
Author: Cooper Green
Average Vote: 3

Comments:
05/25/2004 TheBuyer: But there's no wine in this short...wha'happened?
05/25/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan (3): Perhaps Cooper Green doesn't like wine.
05/25/2004 Will Disney (3): Gross! 3.5!
05/25/2004 anonymous: "Author: [not shown yet]": So you're guessing, right?
05/25/2004 Mr. Pony: Oh, no, he's not! The guest profile page of Cooper Green (Guest Shorts > Guests/Stats > Cooper Green) reveals the comments below, under the heading "Recently Posted User Feedback for Shorts by Cooper Green:" This is a bug, I think! Good work, Ferucio!
05/25/2004 Mr. Pony (4): 3.5!
05/25/2004 TheBuyer (3): Damnit, I didn't know you could do actual detective work! I owe you Slocum. 3 and change
05/25/2004 John Slocum: TheBuyer: I'm going to make you pay.
05/25/2004 John Slocum: I would never use the word "Thwack"
05/25/2004 TheBuyer: John, note the time of the comment. I was good and hammered.
05/25/2004 John Slocum: I'm worried about your alcohol intake, I'm scared you're self destructing.
05/25/2004 Mr. Pony: Also, are you getting enough sleep?
05/25/2004 TheBuyer: Don't be scared, you're way outside the blast radius. Plus I'm on the wagon for the rest of the month - strictly weed.
05/25/2004 TheBuyer: Pony: not even half. You saw the Zombie thing, I thought it was hil-larious Jerry until I realised it was just the alcohol induced, sleep deprived ramblings of a man with too many good friends who are undead sex-trade workers; I'm not the cleric I used to be.
05/25/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: Saving throw!
05/25/2004 TheBuyer: I would have tried my Staff of Fucking +2 but I'm saving it for a real emergency.
05/25/2004 TheBuyer: Alright, Geek Check. Also, Cooper, from one newbie to another, I'm glad you've decided to submit more short[s?], keep it up; you've spawned some pretty good dialogue, don't be afraid to stick your wick in it.
05/25/2004 Cooper Green: Thanks for the welcome TheBuyer (and Mr. Pony too, belatedly), but I think my wick is the last thing I will be posting.
05/26/2004 Mr. Pony: Wow...Mind if I ask why?
05/26/2004 Cooper Green: I need it for my next short.
05/26/2004 Pix (2): I would have tried my Staff of Fucking +2 but I'm saving it for a real emergency. My tongue hurts I am biting it so hard. The short is so so, kinda anti climactic after visions of heavy men in bathtubs, but I'm really only here for the comments anyways.
05/26/2004 Mr. Pony: Ah! Misunderstood prior exchange. Apologies!
05/26/2004 Dylan Danko: Hi Mr. Pony!
05/26/2004 Mr. Pony: Dylan! Hey! Where the devil have you been lately? Does the state of the world have you down?
05/26/2004 Dylan Danko: Yes Pony. I've been weeping for the underprivileged which is not as cathartic as one might assume.
05/26/2004 Mr. Pony: God, me too! Will I see you soon?
05/26/2004 Dylan Danko: Well, in your lurid dreams of course but also, hopefully, tonight.
05/26/2004 Mr. Pony: Hooray!
08/13/2004 Litcube (3): Hm.