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FRESH INSTANT SHORT - submitted 8/31/2010 5:10:33 PM

but he needed an explanation

Author: Marvin_Bernstein

Avg. Rating: .5 (1 vote received)
Word Count: 5
Submitted:
8/31/2010 5:10:33 PM
Controversy Picks: 0

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9/7/2010 9:49:10 PM - Marvin_Bernstein: great
9/7/2010 9:48:50 PM - Marvin_Bernstein: I write good shorts it's better than the NCIS drama dialogue I'm watching right now so you can all suck my pee pee
9/4/2010 11:17:20 AM - Marvin_Bernstein: do you like a less short short or a longer comment explaining the abstracts or this piece?
9/4/2010 1:45:48 AM - Marvin_Bernstein (): thanks
9/3/2010 5:19:03 AM - The Rid (): I'm not offering any explanation other than the vote.

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FRESH INSTANT SHORT - submitted 8/31/2010 5:09:12 PM

[this short contains inside jokes]

He liked to buttfuck (the rap)

boom cha boom boom
cha boom cha boom

He liked to buttfuck to the left and to the right
He liked to buttfuck and told her not to fight
from the wiggas on the left and the tiny little bite
he loved it every way and she betta not fight!


boom cha boom boom
cha boom cha boom

it was a party in his left nut and a party to excite
repeat!
boom cha boom boom
cha boom cha boom

Author: Marvin_Bernstein

Avg. Rating: 1 (1 vote received)
Word Count: 86
Submitted:
8/31/2010 5:09:12 PM
Controversy Picks: 0

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9/4/2010 11:11:52 AM - Marvin_Bernstein: this site is supposed to be for bad stuff isn't it?
9/4/2010 1:45:14 AM - Marvin_Bernstein: comeon man!
9/3/2010 5:17:53 AM - The Rid (): Poor.

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FRESH INSTANT SHORT - submitted 8/9/2010 7:05:19 PM

[this short contains inside jokes]

it was a dark sharty night

that dang itch got in the way
it was nothing compared to the parasite he had in his anus but still it was a new concern

those darn half goatmen from the temple had been casting spells and he had been looking for a new pet for a while, but still the lightning did not help

I have the approval for your atm card the spellcaster said but they seemed like a spammer

bad parasite bad spammer

Author: Marvin_Bernstein

Avg. Rating: 2.25 (2 votes received)
Word Count: 83
Submitted:
8/9/2010 7:05:19 PM
Controversy Picks: 0

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8/16/2010 12:38:44 AM - Marvin_Bernstein: I actually considered using the words doggie style and pepperoni in this one
8/16/2010 12:37:40 AM - Marvin_Bernstein: thanks pony
8/12/2010 2:46:58 PM - scoop (): I see your intellectual honesty, Pony, and raise it an emotional honesty, lol.
8/11/2010 8:55:19 PM - Mr. Pony (): This works.

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