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New to AcmeShorts? Take the Tour Page Views: 9319966 Users Online: 1 © 2010 AcmeShorts Updated: 8/29/2005Current Quarter: Q2FY11 Total Shorts: 3,190
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Latest Controversy: MY BODY TURNS COACAINE INTO PURE ENERGY Author: the_fuckin_bob * This is the Latest Controversy! * User Feedback:(+ Add Comment) 1. it wasn't clear whether it was his cum butter or smegma or both - added 8/31/2010 5:10:33 PM by Marvin_Bernstein 1. "Jurgen", cooed Daphne as she used the flat edge of her butter knife to extract the fresh, warm smegma nestled in the folds of the Aryan's rolled-back foreskin. - published 12/10/2003 by Mr. Joshua - Avg. Rating 2. The turd was suspended then, suspended like the Great Tuskanini... - published 7/29/2003 by Noah Simple - Avg. Rating 3. Another objet trouve', courtesy of the J-Dog. - published 7/10/2006 by Mr. Joshua - Avg. Rating 4. "Was she black?", inquired the owner/operator... - published 12/8/2003 by Mr. Joshua - Avg. Rating 5. ?????????????????? - published 9/20/2006 by thecrutchofsociety - Avg. Rating Three Random Guest Shorts: 1. Another objet trouve', courtesy of the J-Dog. - added 7/6/2006 8:06:07 PM by Mr. Joshua |