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MY BODY TURNS COACAINE INTO PURE ENERGY

Author: the_fuckin_bob

Publication Date:
9/29/2006
Page Requests: 348
Avg. Rating: 4.14 (7 votes received)
Word Count: 0
Submitted:
9/21/2006 8:36:22 AM
Controversy Picks: 1

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8/29/2010 12:38:28 AM - Marvin_Bernstein (): pretty pretty good
8/24/2010 4:57:01 PM - Mr. Pony (): (no comment)
11/1/2006 9:32:28 PM - thecrutchofsociety (): (no comment)
10/30/2006 9:30:19 PM - thecrutchofsociety (): live it and love it
10/23/2006 2:53:10 AM - Streifenbeuteldachs (): real-est short
10/12/2006 6:33:45 PM - thecrutchofsociety (): ddd gg
10/8/2006 9:30:42 PM - thecrutchofsociety (): (no comment)
10/2/2006 10:54:26 PM - Mr. Pony: Energon is fucking dangerous.
10/2/2006 3:37:29 PM - Litcube: Soundwave could turn oil into energon cubes.
9/30/2006 5:05:15 AM - anon_user_a: you dont remember this the buyer?
9/29/2006 11:12:21 PM - TheBuyer: posted high, huh.
9/29/2006 7:18:57 AM - From Author: i dont remember submitting this but ok, enjoy the short

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