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Requested Instant Short:

"The sex was consensual," Uncle Owen blankly agreed, scratching flakes of the crazy old wizard's dried midichlorians from his stubble.

Author: qualcomm

Publication Date:
1/13/2010
Page Requests: 17500
Avg. Rating: 4.33 (3 votes received)
Word Count: 20
Submitted:
1/13/2010 1:47:32 PM
Controversy Picks: 0

User Feedback:(+ Add Comment)
4/2/2010 1:48:50 PM - qualcomm: robes of homespun
4/2/2010 1:30:33 PM - Dylan Danko: I found I wanted more. What were they wearing, for instance?
3/21/2010 8:53:12 AM - scoop (): Yes, this short does deserve five stars.
1/22/2010 11:52:11 PM - Marvin_Bernstein (): (no comment)
1/13/2010 3:31:18 PM - Litcube (): Efficient.

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