I had been lubricating with iodine-125 and I think my wife’s vagina was degrading. “Are you really fractionating it for this?” she asked one night.
“Alright sweetie, I won’t do it anymore. And you’re right – I need to radio-label my heparin samples with it.”
The next morning in the lab, as I was replacing the lead vial under the hood, Sukthar, the hot grad student from Sri Lanka, walked in and, passing behind me, rubbed her mons back and forth against my buttock. Playfully, she said, “Pass me the basic fibroblast growth factor, you stud-tech.” Two days before, Lalith had observed that Sukthar was ‘a real woman.’ My pulsating erection was telling me he might have been on to something.
Sukthar bit my ear and cooed, “I saw the auto-radiogram of your electrophoresis gels. Your results turned me on. I’m a filthy whore.”
“That’s right, darling,” I said undoing my fly. “It looks like I’m going to prove laminin and fibronectin bind heparin with some specificity.”
“As much as antithrombin III?” she moaned, reaching for my joint.
“No, but more than thrombospondin by up to thirty-fold.”
She was groaning and really jerking me hard and I was pretty darn pleased with the situation until my cock broke off halfway down the shaft. Sukthar ran out of the lab screaming and waving the front half of my cock around. How was I going to explain this to my wife?
Author: John Slocum Publication Date: 5/14/2004 Page Requests: 63005 Avg. Rating: 4.97 (15 votes received) Word Count: 239 Submitted: 5/10/2004 10:01:02 AM Controversy Picks: 0
User Feedback:(+ Add Comment) 3/18/2010 12:25:13 PM - Marvin_Bernstein (): how do we shout this down so I don't look at it every time I come here? 3/8/2006 2:37:01 AM - Master Bates (): wow 3/9/2005 12:55:57 PM - Blister Buddy (): Hooray for the Top Rated Shorts feature. Charming ribaldry, this. 2/18/2005 2:15:21 AM - Front (): thanks. all done. 11/19/2004 10:00:41 PM - Ewan Snow (): This is a premium short in terms of tone and humorfulness. 11/19/2004 9:11:11 PM - TheBuyer: best science short ever. 7/7/2004 2:57:29 PM - Jon Matza (): 'Old world style Acme classic' yes, but backed by the clearheaded authority of science. 5/24/2004 1:04:25 PM - Dylan Danko (): This is the kind of thing that makes me almost glad to get up in the morning. 5/16/2004 7:25:25 PM - John Slocum: By the way, thank you for a trip down memory lane - I went to the google page you linked to and checked out the first page it lists. I worked with 2 of the guys listed in reference # 4, Stipp and Lander. 5/16/2004 7:19:18 PM - John Slocum: Thank you for the props, Pony. Perhaps knowing about extra-cellular matrix proteins and what they do seems like magic to you the way your flash pieces seem like magic to me - I couldn't draw to save me mammy and I've never learned how to use flash. 5/16/2004 1:52:14 AM - Mr. Pony: Metaphor, my ass! Just looked up the science behind this. Slocum, you continue to amaze. 5/15/2004 11:59:07 PM - scoop (): I am assuming this is a tortured metaphor for some wine or something, or a parable for the imbibhition of said "vino." 5/14/2004 9:43:29 PM - Herm (): Figures a Ceylonese like Sukthar would yank his knob clean off. 5/14/2004 4:44:33 PM - Mr. Pony (): Old World Style with New World Rigor! 5/14/2004 3:56:09 PM - Will Disney (): spa-lendid 5/14/2004 2:03:47 PM - TheBuyer: haha, fuck “As much as antithrombin III?” she moaned, reaching for my joint. ... that's gonna stick in my brain today...so's this letter opener. 5/14/2004 11:30:30 AM - TheBuyer (): This made my penis feel brittle....sukthar is great name. 5/14/2004 10:33:52 AM - Benny Maniacs (): An old world style Acme classic. 5/14/2004 10:12:51 AM - qualcomm (): (no comment) 5/14/2004 5:38:54 AM - Ferucio P. Chhretan (): I would give this a twelve star rating if I could. i just love dirty trysts....
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