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• Benny Maniacs is a dumb blond
• Craig Lewis got something stuck in his throat
• Dick Vomit has thin skin
• Dylan Danko groans
• Ewan Snow
• Jimson S. Sorghum likes to run
• John Slocum likes wine
• Jon Matza
• Mr. Pony is an artist
• Phony Millions plays the piano
• qualcomm wears sandals
• scoop is a journalist
• TheBuyer talks funny
• Will Disney has short hair