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- Johnny was new in town. by Texxx on February 28, 2003
- "Ha Ha! Peter Poopy Poopy Pants!" by Slappy White on April 30, 2003
- Unsuspecting swimmers who pass through an invisible swarm of thimble jellyfish larvae... by tankini on May 07, 2003
- Short, Thoroughly Disturbing Poems by Texxx on May 08, 2003
- "This blows. Or should I say, 'Arrrrgh. This blows.'" by Texxx on May 08, 2003
- With just an hour of work left in the day... by Texxx on May 08, 2003
- Lana finally got her period when she was 15 and it was so not a big deal. by cuntry on May 09, 2003
- "But your honor," said the deaf man, "I've written my final summation in brail." by Noah Simple on May 09, 2003
- Pablo was mere millimeters away. by Dolemite on May 09, 2003
- Called upon to speak about her first sexual experience, Dana was practically cumming. by cuntry on May 09, 2003
- There is a scientific definition for the "female of the species," Frank thought, and it haunted him. by Joe Frankenstone on May 09, 2003
- To be frank, Cara loved to poop. by cuntry on May 09, 2003
- “So you’re going?” she asks. by Jaye on May 10, 2003
- Oh no. I hate green peppers. by Dolemite on May 16, 2003
- Peter seemingly had everything going for him. by Dolemite on May 21, 2003
- A Hasidic Tale by Ned J. Soyor on May 30, 2003
- As Henrietta received her soon-to-be father-in-law's beefy manhood... by Dolemite on June 20, 2003
- Tom Collins couldn't really be qualified as 'new' anymore. by Texxx on June 27, 2003
- Singapore Mixes Singlish, Hip-Hop To Nix SARS by Slappy White on July 15, 2003
- The turd was suspended then, suspended like the Great Tuskanini... by Noah Simple on July 29, 2003
- As Edwin nervously entered the company president's office to negotiate what he considered to be a 'well-deserved' raise... by Texxx on July 30, 2003
- “Have you ever noticed,” she asked him... by sad sack on August 03, 2003
- During a layover at the airport... by Texxx on August 09, 2003
- Jim sat back at his desk, as he did every morning, with his robe open and his quickly-hardening cock in his hand. by Joe Frankenstone on August 17, 2003
- Jill was surprised to see a man with whom she'd had a one night stand several years before... by VanDilden on August 18, 2003
- Jim Davis sucks. by Joe Frankenstone on August 26, 2003
- 'ridiculozz', by the Ridiculous by riverfr0zen on August 28, 2003
- yet another love poem by riverfr0zen on August 28, 2003
- She looks good. by sad sack on September 02, 2003
- Valerie hates to be constipated. by tankini on September 03, 2003
- Never 'assume' anything. You know what 'assume' does? by Texxx on September 04, 2003
- Protagonist: "So, I’m sitting at a table alongside three remarkably bad directors...." by Texxx on September 09, 2003
- NY Times, Sunday Book Review, 08.14.03
by Texxx on September 12, 2003
- From "The Best of 'Muddled Analogies,' Volume 1" by Texxx on September 26, 2003
- I lay inside myself at the bottom of my stomach. by airea on October 07, 2003
- Little Johnny McMillan stood above the toilet gazing lovingly at his turd. by Dolemite on October 21, 2003
- Mangina was more a combination... by Texxx on October 22, 2003
- Modern Times, Vol. 3 by Texxx on October 24, 2003
- Suddenly Tim turned and asked, "So Bob how's it going?" by Mafia Mike on October 29, 2003
- He'd really done it this time. by Texxx on October 30, 2003
- Life is so incomprehensible. So vague and unclear. by Loogy on November 16, 2003
- If it wasn't one thing, it was the other. by Texxx on November 20, 2003
- Cooley High, Episode 1A by Texxx on November 25, 2003
- He had tried to make a clean break this time by Texxx on November 29, 2003
- As Thomas Gunderson slapped Susie McMillan’s cum-drenched forehead with the tip of his penis... by Dolemite on December 01, 2003
- When he was alone, he dreamed of a marshmallow paradise. by Noah Simple on December 01, 2003
- "Tip o'the foreskin to ya" by Texxx on December 02, 2003
- Like the way a king emerges from his chamber to announce some long-awaited decree to his most loyal subjects... by Noah Simple on December 04, 2003
- How Frankie Joined the Clergy by Texxx on December 08, 2003
- I like to eat my own poop. by Will Disney Impostor on December 08, 2003
- "Was she black?", inquired the owner/operator... by Mr. Joshua on December 08, 2003
- Having just woken, and knowing he was mere seconds from getting into the shower... by Mr. Joshua on December 08, 2003
- "Any jackass can get a 30 year fixed at 5.75 per cent", exclaimed the managing director. by Mr. Joshua on December 08, 2003
- Pavlov couldn't help but reminisce... by Mr. Joshua on December 08, 2003
- "I liked it when the unicorn flew through the rainbow in Madeleine L'Engel's 'A Wrinkle in Time'", exclaimed Farnsworth... by Mr. Joshua on December 09, 2003
- "It's just all too Proustian", snivelled the smug little fuck... by Mr. Joshua on December 09, 2003
- Farnsworth took advantage of the lull in the dinner party conversation to steer the discourse toward his favorite topic: Anal Hygiene. by Mr. Joshua on December 09, 2003
- They all stood there, amazed. by Texxx on December 09, 2003
- To All Before Me: by Texxx on December 10, 2003
- The Holidays were always a tough time for Vicky. by cuntry on December 10, 2003
- Standing in her shower, Trina liked to contemplate life’s possibilities. by cuntry on December 10, 2003
- "Jurgen", cooed Daphne as she used the flat edge of her butter knife to extract the fresh, warm smegma nestled in the folds of the Aryan's rolled-back foreskin. by Mr. Joshua on December 10, 2003
- Jeremy Cohen had used his computer to surf the internet... by Noah Simple on December 11, 2003
- Teddy gave the piece of cardboard one more twist, and inserted it under his toenail. by cuntry on December 11, 2003
- Excerpt from A Moveable Feast: Parallel Universe by Mr. Joshua on December 12, 2003
- He joined her in the car just outside. by Texxx on December 16, 2003
- "And if you 're gonna start telling me t by Rafus Butler on December 17, 2003
- It was always during the holiday season by Mr. Joshua on December 20, 2003
- "Money talks," Javier said, holding up two sparring George Washingtons. by Noah Simple on December 20, 2003
- the poop box by Rafus Butler on December 27, 2003
- "It ain't to late to go." said Dan. by Rafus Butler on December 30, 2003
- "Pony here! Anyone order a pony?!?" by Rafus Butler on December 30, 2003
- "Barkeep, a bottle of your cheapest champagne!" by Mr. Joshua on December 31, 2003
- ER - "Healing Hospital"
by Dolemite on January 02, 2004
- ...and Lord Havens had always been a reliable athletic supporter... by Texxx on January 04, 2004
- A Very Racy Short by Mr. Joshua on January 06, 2004
- Ever since I was a child I had special feelings for my mother. by Captain Crunch on January 07, 2004
- "My balls!?" by Rafus Butler on January 08, 2004
- An excerpt from "Madness! The Life and Times of Funnyman Jimmy Moore." by Texxx on January 08, 2004
- It's a fact - those with big heads do better in life. by cuntry on January 12, 2004
- "I been framed! I been framed!" by Texxx on January 13, 2004
- "Devon, You hard?" by Rafus Butler on January 14, 2004
- Jimmy quickly unzipped his pants and settled into his blue leather recliner. by Dolemite on January 15, 2004
- Pissed Off Roomate: Woah, man! How much weed did you smoke? the shits thick in here as fabled london fog! by Joseph Keith on January 18, 2004
- His double chin dripped of watery sour cream. by Joseph Keith on January 18, 2004
- if there is a god his names are but an a by Joseph Keith on January 18, 2004
- What trouble! Dylwan Matzpar had pissed himself again. by Texxx on January 20, 2004
- Engulfed in the throes of passion by Texxx on January 20, 2004
- “Dr. Goodfellow created me for several reasons,” said the taller, effete British robot while he rubbed the phallic steel dome of my head. by Joe Frankenstone on January 22, 2004
- “Remember that Paris movie?” she asked. by Moe-Ron on January 22, 2004
- Halfway to Reno by Texxx on January 26, 2004
- The MCP gazed down upon the computer world, and fixed his sensors on Yori. by Slappy White on January 26, 2004
- Dinner at Sienna by senator on January 27, 2004
- “And we’ll have midget jousting, midget bowling, midget wrestling, a midget bar with tiny stools, and I definitely want a midget shot out of a cannon.”
by senator on January 27, 2004
- Wealth is within the Power of Your Reach by Texxx on January 28, 2004
- Ensconced in furs and various synthetic trappings by Texxx on January 28, 2004
- The porn stars were sticking dildos in each other’s cunts. by senator on January 28, 2004
- The patient was a quivering mess of self-neglect and fear. by Lenny on January 28, 2004
- There is a new phenomenon in town: The cowboy gangster rapper. by annebot on January 28, 2004
- From the desk of apocalyptic futuristic weirdo by annebot on January 28, 2004
- Kyrie totally could not believe this was happening. by VanDilden on January 28, 2004
- "Good morning class." by Lenny on January 28, 2004
- Ol' Ferguson always got the better of me. by Texxx on January 29, 2004
- As I travailed upon the steep mountain slopes by Texxx on January 30, 2004
- Tears streamed down Jordan’s face. by senator on January 30, 2004
- HotLA6969: Mmmm... my pussy is so wet! by Slappy White on January 31, 2004
- He woke in a cold sweat...remembering. by Joseph Keith on February 01, 2004
- “Mmm yeah,” Dagoberto muttered to himself as he glanced at the blue 1” Avery Heavy-Duty EZD View Binder with Locking Rings on page 465 of the 2004 Boise Office Supply Catalog. by Dolemite on February 02, 2004
- "You guys wanna hear something really scary?" by Texxx on February 03, 2004
- "Unnnngggh....Unnggghhhh....Gggggnnnnnhhhh..." by Texxx on February 03, 2004
- "Retarted muppets.............funny."
by Lenny on February 04, 2004
- "Existence = essence." by Lenny on February 04, 2004
- I knew this was going to be one for the books. by senator on February 04, 2004
- I challenged by Texxx on February 06, 2004
- Way back in 1943 by Texxx on February 07, 2004
- The new orderly stared at the aged, rotting frame of the once-great actress now in the maddening throws of dementia. by Lenny on February 11, 2004
- Jarvinia hungrily eyed the succulent watermelon slices her mother Schmetterling carried towards the table. by Dolemite on February 12, 2004
- The 'ol check-raise is what happened. by Noah Simple on February 12, 2004
- As the greenhorn known only as 'Custodian Larry' stumbled by Texxx on February 12, 2004
- DONALD FUCKING SUTHERLAND by port jervis on February 13, 2004
- Have a nice trip, Jenson? See you next Fall! by senator on February 13, 2004
- Sure, I was bored. by Texxx on February 13, 2004
- "You worthless good-for-nothing....I don by Lenny on February 20, 2004
- "Cunnilingus." by Texxx on February 20, 2004
- Doe, a deer. A female deer.
by port jervis on February 24, 2004
- It was just like any other drug deal.... by annebot on February 24, 2004
- Scheduled to be published Wednesday Morning, 3/3/2004. by port jervis on February 27, 2004
- "Touch my face," said Terry, "Touch my face and you'll know it's true." by cuntry on March 03, 2004
- Papa...?
Yes, boy?
What does it me by Rafus Butler on March 04, 2004
- "Today I thought about secret things... by Moe-Ron on March 04, 2004
- Stupid people shouldn't breed. by annebot on March 04, 2004
- Tanya polished off a quart of green chicken curry and kicked back on her stained ikea counch. by cuntry on March 08, 2004
- There used to be a town called Angry River nestled in the hills a hundred miles north of here by $ on March 14, 2004
- The Allegory Stupid of Jacob Starfish PART I by Jacob Starfish on March 15, 2004
- JT pedaled slowly up the up side of the Williamsburg bridge. by cuntry on March 15, 2004
- Many gays were dancing at a bar outside on the beach in Fire Island. by Terrence on March 16, 2004
- I was at the Gay Olympics competing as a long jumper. by Terrence on March 16, 2004
- As the class silently completed their "Do Now," Jeff Dennington reclined, confidently, for the first time, in his chair. by Rafus Butler on March 17, 2004
- "Will that be with or without the milk-mixture." by Rafus Butler on March 18, 2004
- Dear Mr. Chuck E. Cheese by Dolemite on March 18, 2004
- The Allegory Stupid of Jacob Starfish PART II by Jacob Starfish on March 18, 2004
- Rick turned over to cop a feel... by Rafus Butler on March 22, 2004
- The Allegory Stupid of Jacob Starfish PART III by Jacob Starfish on March 22, 2004
- The Allegory Stupid of Jacob Starfish PART IV by Jacob Starfish on March 23, 2004
- The Allegory Stupid of Jacob Starfish PART V by Jacob Starfish on March 24, 2004
- The whole world changed on 9/11 but one thing didn't change i will never shop at the Barney's warehouse sale by Terrence on March 24, 2004
- Literary Titans of the Parallel Universe:
Episode II: Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice by Mr. Joshua on March 24, 2004
- Is that how you want to play it then... by Ferucio P. Chhretan on March 27, 2004
- It was women’s basketball. by Cabot on March 30, 2004
- Nine hours later the plane was landing in Guam, and the Molecule was feeling good. by mr.coffee on March 30, 2004
- "No, no, no!" Terry protested vigorously, "That is where he breathes!" by Noah Simple on March 31, 2004
- The line felt like a mosh-pit at a Sinatra show... by Cialis Sucks on March 31, 2004
- I was going to be late for the movie. by Cabot on March 31, 2004
- How could anyone’s pussy juice taste better than Rachel’s snatch cream? by Dolemite on April 01, 2004
- My olfactory sense bludgeoned by an overdose of aromatherapy, I hasten to add that these chicks were fugly. by Cabot on April 01, 2004
- Stinking Vengeance by Ferucio P. Chhretan on April 05, 2004
- Awful Scientists by Ferucio P. Chhretan on April 05, 2004
- All mimsy was my morning wood, upon it there did perch a gryndilow with great green lips which gave a mighty lurch.. by Maxwell Demon on April 05, 2004
- Lash Witherspoon - A Blueballs™ Serial in 8 Parts
by Cabot on April 05, 2004
- Wednesday Was a Bitch by Cabot on April 05, 2004
- The man in the back seat was singing, but in his addled state Rufus couldn't tell if it was a nursery rhyme or a sultry accapella by some long dead starlet. by Ferucio P. Chhretan on April 07, 2004
- Vignette by Maxwell Demon on April 08, 2004
- Dear Monty by Cabot on April 08, 2004
- This was the cocktail: one part fish oil, one part bear dung, two parts mustard gas peppered with Tabasco and venom. by Lola on April 08, 2004
- Poor Bear by Ferucio P. Chhretan on April 09, 2004
- Awful Scientists 2 by Ferucio P. Chhretan on April 11, 2004
- I was jogging down Rycroft Street, going to the cornershop when I saw God. by Ferucio P. Chhretan on April 13, 2004
- DES MOINES (AP) by Cabot on April 14, 2004
- Lord Glanthron reclined in the soft plush of his daybed and reflected on the events of the evening. by Destroyah on April 15, 2004
- Jimmy sat on the front stoop and raised the magnifying glass, by Maxwell Demon on April 16, 2004
- Larry the straight hairdresser wanted to bed his 2:30. by Maxwell Demon on April 16, 2004
- Awful Scientists 3 by Ferucio P. Chhretan on April 16, 2004
- Awful Scientists Epilogue by Ferucio P. Chhretan on April 16, 2004
- Not Again by Ferucio P. Chhretan on April 16, 2004
- Michael Andretti eased himself comfortably into the cockpit, his Sparco suit whispering against the corded seatback. by Tiddlycove on April 20, 2004
- As usual, he vetted the others in the elevator car … by Tiddlycove on April 22, 2004
- I just love when a niggah brings his whole crew. by senator on April 26, 2004
- Having just given Tommy what she described as a
"courtesy hand-job" in the front seat of his car in the parking lot... by J. Edgar on April 28, 2004
- Somewhere in upper region of a Dyson sphere on the far side of the galaxy... by Maxwell Demon on April 28, 2004
- Lonely Robot #832 by Ferucio P. Chhretan on April 30, 2004
- santa again? by Ferucio P. Chhretan on May 02, 2004
- Stranded by Ferucio P. Chhretan on May 02, 2004
- The day began pleasantly enough. by Herm on May 04, 2004
- the very best... by Ferucio P. Chhretan on May 08, 2004
- There are rules in life, son. by Cooper Green on May 13, 2004
- a found object short by Ferucio P. Chhretan on May 14, 2004
- Kemosabe? by Ferucio P. Chhretan on May 14, 2004
- The Cleaner by Pix on May 15, 2004
- As readers will doubtless deduce from the tale to follow... by Herm on May 17, 2004
- Jake’s mouse hand shook from the torrid action of his wank hand. by Cooper Green on May 18, 2004
- In the event that my spouse predeceases me … by Cooper Green on May 20, 2004
- Ewan Snow Fan Fiction
by Mr. Joshua on May 20, 2004
- Another Short with Shit in it by Ferucio P. Chhretan on May 25, 2004
- "What is it, Lopsang?” by Cooper Green on May 30, 2004
- Smartey Jones by Mr. Joshua on June 01, 2004
- If you love your girl... by annebot on June 02, 2004
- It had been over an hour since Laszlo had pinched a loaf ... by Cooper Green on June 04, 2004
- Pax Britannia! by Ferucio P. Chhretan on June 09, 2004
- The Molecule ran into the public bathroom... by mr.coffee on June 10, 2004
- Two turds were walking together along the boardwalk. by James K. Polk on June 14, 2004
- Nobody doubts I have a great rapport with the ladies. by John Matza on June 16, 2004
- Jefferson by Pix on June 19, 2004
- Savanna gagged on Rocco’s massive cock as mucous and saliva spewed forth from every crevice of her mouth. by Dolemite on June 22, 2004
- House Breaking by Cooper Green on June 22, 2004
- The seal-like boy, titted, tanned, still wet from the ocean, sat in sopping swim trunks upon the wooden picnic table. by Great Satan on June 24, 2004
- I sort of wish I was a woman sometimes. by James K. Polk on June 24, 2004
- Stall Challenge by Ferucio P. Chhretan on June 25, 2004
- Pants by Litcube on June 25, 2004
- First appearance of Pants by Klause Muppet on June 25, 2004
- Today is my 12th birthday by Pix on July 01, 2004
- Canadian Bait by Cooper Green on July 08, 2004
- Jesus Fucking Christ, what have I done? by 25squared on July 08, 2004
- The Blondes New Clothes by Pix on July 09, 2004
- I am being held captive. by Kruger on July 11, 2004
- In my current circumstance. by Kruger on July 11, 2004
- It all started one day when Stephanie Jordan, a beautiful young 20-year old black girl, discovered the huge endowment on her horse, Chester. by Coleoptera King on July 11, 2004
- I am sure. by Kruger on July 12, 2004
- It is Kruger speaking. by Kruger on July 12, 2004
- Pants 2 by Litcube on July 13, 2004
- Something felt really good about this flow. by Stash on July 14, 2004
- I’m just waiting to meet the right girl. by James K. Polk on July 15, 2004
- A priest, a rabbi, and a Branch Davidian were in a daisy chain. by James K. Polk on July 15, 2004
- Pre laces up... by 25squared on July 15, 2004
- Lock up cross street catch cab. by Pix on July 16, 2004
- This is what a soul looks like... by hotcancer on July 16, 2004
- What's your favorite way to be raped? by Stash on July 20, 2004
- I invented a smallification device which I’d been using to shrink myself and a bio-submarine down Fantastic Voyage-style for a little medical research project I was doing. by Richard Bachman on July 20, 2004
- It remains the coolest breakup I know. by Bogedita on July 20, 2004
- We were high and drunk and were anticipating a night of rampant snogging (or at least I was) and we stumbled into the little Cantonese restaurant down the street from my apartment. by Bogedita on July 21, 2004
- So there I was . . .standing on a cold gray sidewalk in Times Square, confused and shivering when I realized . . . by pecker on July 28, 2004
- Ambrosia…I think not. by pecker on July 28, 2004
- Antidisestablishmentarianisim. by toobs on August 03, 2004
- I remember a year ago when Chazz approached me and asked if I'd be his lead drummer... by Noah Simple on August 04, 2004
- R.L. Stine’s Haunted Lighthouse 4-D Review by Dolemite on August 04, 2004
- Pants 3 by Litcube on August 10, 2004
- Another late night at the law offices of Sandinski, Hathowell and Kent. by Great Satan on August 12, 2004
- Another Thing That Happened to Me by Jacob Starfish on August 18, 2004
- A long time ago, there were all these girls I wanted to have sex with. by Jacob Starfish on August 18, 2004
- When I was up in Heaven, I really was expecting an office metaphor. by Jacob Starfish on August 18, 2004
- Cranky Animal by Ferucio P. Chhretan on August 21, 2004
- Yeasty by toobs on August 23, 2004
- pants4 by Litcube on August 27, 2004
- pants5 by Litcube on August 27, 2004
- pants6 by Litcube on August 27, 2004
- It was the most embarrassing moment in my life. by Pix on August 28, 2004
- I finally had the balls to do it. by Streifenbeuteldachs on September 01, 2004
- "Kobe's free, Kobe's free." by Pods on September 02, 2004
- Waking up in a dumpster was never easy for Bill. by Fitzcarralldo on September 08, 2004
- "Down, damned dog!" Dorkish Dick dittered. by Fitzcarralldo on September 09, 2004
- Holy shit. This is the most terrifying vagina I've ever jammed my chin into. by Yahzick on September 09, 2004
- DAISY DAIRYLOVER is a 26 x half hour animated series for kids... by cuntry on September 09, 2004
- Reginald Fitzhenry, the newly, democratically elected president of Canada shivered and pulled his wolfskin cape closer about his lean, strong body. by Fitzcarralldo on September 10, 2004
- Lord of the rings bloopers and deleted scenes. by Fitzcarralldo on September 10, 2004
- Today, I wake up, and my roommate leaves, because his mom and dad are in town from Canada. by Streifenbeuteldachs on September 12, 2004
- Aesop’s Modern Fables by Turgid on September 13, 2004
- pants7 by Litcube on September 16, 2004
- pants8 by Litcube on September 16, 2004
- pants10 by Litcube on September 16, 2004
- Lord of the Rings outtakes and bloopers part 2 by Fitzcarralldo on September 18, 2004
- An entire career of hard work had been spent in the making... by Streifenbeuteldachs on September 19, 2004
- Aaron by Bogedita on September 20, 2004
- Jack let fly with a perfect spiral, aimed just to the left of his eleven year old son. by Streifenbeuteldachs on September 22, 2004
- "Asia," remarked Metternich... by Streifenbeuteldachs on September 25, 2004
- "This nigger plays a mean game," thought Bobby Fisher. by what on September 26, 2004
- by Litcube on September 26, 2004
- by Streifenbeuteldachs on September 26, 2004
- My name is Joe Frankenstone. by Cuntbreath on September 28, 2004
- "What I'm about to show you is utterly shocking" by Turgid on September 29, 2004
- I have moderate views and don’t like folks who get all hot under the collar when discussing politics. by James K. Polk on September 29, 2004
- I find tapeworms to be spiritually edifying. by Streifenbeuteldachs on September 30, 2004
- I am Lady Slatternly's Lover by Turgid on September 30, 2004
- Travelogue, Czech Republic, September by Turgid on September 30, 2004
- I plan to coach the winner of Mr. Universe 2034. by Streifenbeuteldachs on October 01, 2004
- Every day after kindergarten, before his mother returned home, Jeffrey would use the family computer to google for porn. by Streifenbeuteldachs on October 01, 2004
- Pants 11 by Litcube on October 01, 2004
- Smuckers huh? by Fitzcarralldo on October 03, 2004
- Zebulon Pike's meaty fist worked its way relentlessly along his turgid member. by Streifenbeuteldachs on October 03, 2004
- I was just sitting here, stupidly looking at old e-mails from my most recent ex-girlfriend. by The Rid on October 04, 2004
- My ex-girlfriend once asked what it was like to feel like a cumsponge. by The Rid on October 05, 2004
- HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS!!!!!!!! by Ol‘ Summer Sausage on October 05, 2004
- When I throw parties... by Yahzick on October 05, 2004
- Grace Jones tried her best to intimidate the reflection she now saw in the mirror. by Turgid on October 06, 2004
- Pants 13 by Litcube on October 07, 2004
- Chauncey, a young man who had been raised by the twin shadows of solitude and iniquity... by Chance the Gardener on October 07, 2004
- Seriously. by Litcube on October 07, 2004
- No, really. by Litcube on October 07, 2004
- "Ya got a fag?" asked the stranger. by The Rid on October 08, 2004
- What the hell by Pix on October 09, 2004
- Gina was totally, like, the hottest girl I'd ever seen, okay? by The Rid on October 10, 2004
- Aesop’s Modern Fables (#2) by Turgid on October 11, 2004
- Remembering 1999 by Turgid on October 12, 2004
- Fred and I were en route to the Communist gangbang. by The Rid on October 12, 2004
- “Can I borrow your hack-saw?” by Alfred P. Whitaker on October 15, 2004
- Survival Guide to Fellating King Midas
by Streifenbeuteldachs on October 16, 2004
- Travelogue, Czech Republic, October by Turgid on October 19, 2004
- I'm a good guy, but yeah, I've made some mistakes. by Mr. Joshua on October 20, 2004
- Office Hilarity by Turgid on October 21, 2004
- I tell you, I just can't take it if a person's speech doesn't match their countenance. by Streifenbeuteldachs on October 23, 2004
- "Egad!" by The Rid on October 23, 2004
- Ever since the amputation of my legs, I've been unable to hold my liquor. by Streifenbeuteldachs on October 24, 2004
- "You wanna see that gaping pussy, huh?" by The Rid on October 26, 2004
- He felt something in the corner of his mouth by The Rid on October 28, 2004
- Some Chicks Freak Out by The Rid on October 29, 2004
- Jeffery by Litcube on October 29, 2004
- My cell phone rang. by The Rid on October 30, 2004
- Oh yes! Oh my, screamed Belinda. by Streifenbeuteldachs on October 30, 2004
- Egad! 2 by The Rid on November 03, 2004
- One Night at Gristede's by The Rid on November 04, 2004
- Scrither Mcdago stood quietly waiting his turn in the change rooms. by TREE on November 04, 2004
- LOOK MOM!! by TREE on November 04, 2004
- Schoolboy Memories by Turgid on November 04, 2004
- pain lanced his skull by TREE on November 05, 2004
- Confessions of a Real Estate Broker by Mr. Joshua on November 08, 2004
- John Kerry sat on the armrest of the couch, anxiously awaiting the result of Florida's tally. by CornHole22 on November 09, 2004
- You know what's depressing? by Turgid on November 09, 2004
- by Litcube on November 09, 2004
- by Streifenbeuteldachs on November 09, 2004
- by cuntry on November 09, 2004
- The Lovejoy Account by scoop's brain on November 10, 2004
- In The Office by cuntry on November 11, 2004
- It was hard being an emotionally reticent movie star. by The Rid on November 11, 2004
- Metamorfosizz by Turgid on November 11, 2004
- The DVD Conundrum by The Rid on November 13, 2004
- I am the very model of a fighting Retiarius. by Streifenbeuteldachs on November 15, 2004
- It was a really good first date by The Rid on November 15, 2004
- Remembering 1996 by Turgid on November 15, 2004
- Hateful Breakup Short! by The Rid on November 16, 2004
- Travelogue, Czech Republic, November by Turgid on November 17, 2004
- A Sympathetic Portrait (The Demise of Monkeyman) by Turgid on November 18, 2004
- Almost as bad as the worst short ever! by The Rid on November 19, 2004
- Vagaries by Turgid on November 19, 2004
- My dad was on a soybean kick that year by cuntry on November 21, 2004
- Would you please get the fuck off my back? by Alfred P. Whitaker on November 22, 2004
- Contact me here. by The Finch on November 23, 2004
- Would you watch Clinton jerk off? by cuntry on November 23, 2004
- Murder doesn't pay. At least, not in the Balkans. by Turgid on November 23, 2004
- Doug Goes to Starbucks by Litcube on November 23, 2004
- It was 4 AM and the microwave was beeping. by cuntry on November 28, 2004
- WHAT? by TREE on November 29, 2004
- Well fuck me. by Chance the Gardener on November 30, 2004
- Friday night, nine o'clock. by The Rid on November 30, 2004
- alias by TREE on November 30, 2004
- Dear Mr. Havemeyer by Turgid on November 30, 2004
- Dad and Mother by cuntry on November 30, 2004
- First time by TREE on December 01, 2004
- Nick looked at me, and he was Japanese!?! by cuntry on December 02, 2004
- I was at the symphony the other night by Turgid on December 02, 2004
- Jeff built a rocket in his back yard and had big dreams. by CrazyGuy on December 03, 2004
- I just don't see the point anymore. by The Rid on December 03, 2004
- periwinkle by cuntry on December 04, 2004
- When I was 15, jerking off in the shower was something I would do every day by Streifenbeuteldachs on December 05, 2004
- My Band Argued a Lot by The Rid on December 06, 2004
- Hey Guys!! by hagit mizrachy on December 07, 2004
- Kevin gave up smoking by cuntry on December 07, 2004
- The Office Christmas Party by The Rid on December 09, 2004
- Their fluorescent ski jackets by Litcube on December 09, 2004
- “What is that, your scrotum?” by James K. Polk on December 09, 2004
- Dick Fuck by hagit mizrachy on December 10, 2004
- I've always had unconventional sexual tastes by Streifenbeuteldachs on December 11, 2004
- Tammy by hagit mizrachy on December 11, 2004
- I've got one hundred and sixty-three V-cards on my belt. by Streifenbeuteldachs on December 11, 2004
- The Businessman is not excessively kind to anyone, but he is not overly rude. by The Rid on December 12, 2004
- I didn't want to go to film school, anyway. Dicks. by The Rid on December 12, 2004
- I don't sit on public toilets by cuntry on December 13, 2004
- Nobody berates the Molecule. by mr.coffee on December 13, 2004
- There were 21 shorts in the guest queue! by The Rid on December 13, 2004
- “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”I shouted. by hagit mizrachy on December 13, 2004
- What can't people understand about "going deep"? by Turgid on December 13, 2004
- Dr. Feelgood by hagit mizrachy on December 14, 2004
- It started as a joke. I ended in a fix. by Turgid on December 14, 2004
- Interrogation by Turgid on December 15, 2004
- GASLIGHT GRANDPA by hagit mizrachy on December 15, 2004
- Simpatico the waitress practically glided across the room. by Turgid on December 16, 2004
- Her ass pressed up against a tree. by cuntry on December 16, 2004
- Tie two hot dogs together with bacon. by CornHole22 on December 17, 2004
- "Dr." Goldfarb by hagit mizrachy on December 19, 2004
- The wind sighed in the trees by Cyrus on December 20, 2004
- Office Politics by The Rid on December 20, 2004
- Afterschool Special by Turgid on December 21, 2004
- Her Name Was by hagit mizrachy on December 23, 2004
- Christ, you're late. by cuntry on January 01, 2005
- The basis of our entire civilization is shared abstractions. by Streifenbeuteldachs on January 02, 2005
- Two milkduds, a handful of raisins... by cuntry on January 02, 2005
- The tooth dream. by scoop's brain on January 03, 2005
- Frank had a way of talking that really pissed me off. by The Rid on January 03, 2005
- His dick and his hand were one and the same. by Turgid on January 03, 2005
- A Horse Story by Turgid on January 03, 2005
- So honestly, my situation, did it freak you out? by cuntry on January 04, 2005
- Showers by Turgid on January 04, 2005
- It was Pat Sajak's last day at work. by Turgid on January 06, 2005
- University of Mississippi Burning by The Rid on January 06, 2005
- The Forty Thieves by Streifenbeuteldachs on January 07, 2005
- Don’t get salty at me by Alfred P. Whitaker on January 07, 2005
- Its why we are all here. by Pix on January 09, 2005
- I'm what you'd call a grower, not a shower. by The Rid on January 09, 2005
- Making a Living off the Living Dead by deliciousbrains on January 09, 2005
- How to Do Drugs and Make Money at the Same Time: Babysitting 101 by deliciousbrains on January 09, 2005
- Does the proverbial five-second rule apply? by Turgid on January 10, 2005
- Shooting Star by deliciousbrains on January 11, 2005
- I love this job. by Litcube on January 12, 2005
- I rolled the 30-sided die rather emphatically by Turgid on January 12, 2005
- April 7, 1913 by Turgid on January 12, 2005
- "Pee into a cup." by Turgid on January 12, 2005
- Fun with Death! by deliciousbrains on January 12, 2005
- The Alliance takes wing by Mr. Joshua on January 13, 2005
- We were on the trail of a fantastic mule deer buck. by Shane Mahoney on January 13, 2005
- TREE kills self, is thanked by TheBuyer, returns as Sergio. by The Rid on January 14, 2005
- That's right you sexy bitch. by cuntry on January 16, 2005
- A Confession and A Query by Streifenbeuteldachs on January 16, 2005
- So I had sex with my ex-girlfriend last night. by The Rid on January 17, 2005
- Maybe it was the jalapenos? by cuntry on January 17, 2005
- Seminal fluid made Carla itch. by cuntry on January 19, 2005
- The Elevator Ride by Jawbreaker on January 20, 2005
- We Can Learn From The Animals by Streifenbeuteldachs on January 21, 2005
- Wah Lee's by Sergio on January 21, 2005
- In an alley in any shitty, dirty city in this country, one bum holding a bleeding knot on his forehead, approaches a younger bum, picking through a Dumpster. by Pods on January 21, 2005
- The Last Second by el_duder on January 21, 2005
- I've seen a lot of strange things in my day. by Turgid on January 21, 2005
- "what r u wearing?" by radioactive girl on January 23, 2005
- The movie had been a total flop. by The Rid on January 23, 2005
- Same Shit. Different Day. by Jawbreaker on January 25, 2005
- Barry Bonds by Jawbreaker on January 25, 2005
- by Pusher Robot on January 25, 2005
- by Streifenbeuteldachs on January 25, 2005
- by The Rid on January 25, 2005
- by Moe-Ron on January 25, 2005
- by Jawbreaker on January 25, 2005
- by Litcube on January 25, 2005
- When the color reached the edges, we all knew who did it, but it was too late. by tabblabber on January 25, 2005
- She looked like hell. by Turgid on January 26, 2005
- The Ironic Moustache by Turgid on January 26, 2005
- It may hurt, folks, but it’s the truth. by The Rid on January 26, 2005
- Small Town America by Streifenbeuteldachs on January 27, 2005
- Miss Me? by middlenowhere on January 27, 2005
- Eric Porter was a stockbroker and late for his office appointment. by browserman on January 27, 2005
- Joining FARC by Streifenbeuteldachs on January 29, 2005
- She was always smarter than I was, so I came clean. by The Rid on January 31, 2005
- Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. by Jawbreaker on February 01, 2005
- Homophobia by Turgid on February 02, 2005
- Twenty years after the fact by Turgid on February 03, 2005
- Paul Thomas Anderson returned to his plush hotel suite by Turgid on February 04, 2005
- There's a story once told to me as a young man that I really took to heart. by Turgid on February 04, 2005
- All You Can Eat. by Klause Muppet on February 05, 2005
- Dear Dr. Lin by Coleoptera King on February 06, 2005
- Accidental Circulatory Coupling by Streifenbeuteldachs on February 06, 2005
- The craters did it. by cuntry on February 09, 2005
- The children weren't only ignoring my teachings by Turgid on February 10, 2005
- Something happened. by The Rid on February 10, 2005
- The Kids Today by Mr. Joshua on February 10, 2005
- Cream that baby to the hilt. by cuntry on February 12, 2005
- Wilma was a woman by Klause Muppet on February 13, 2005
- What gives? by Turgid on February 15, 2005
- Will Disney Fan Fiction by Mr. Joshua on February 16, 2005
- Strictly Legit ReProductions Disclaimer by BOOTIEANDTHEHOFISH on February 17, 2005
- Some people like to see things half empty by Turgid on February 21, 2005
- Duane Reade Story by The Rid on February 22, 2005
- I was not about to start a bitchspaz scene at Club Opus by BOOTIEANDTHEHOFISH on February 22, 2005
- ProChoiceMania!! by Partytime on February 23, 2005
- Thursday Morning by Turgid on February 23, 2005
- Andre the Giant by Turgid on February 25, 2005
- Half Full! by Mr. Positive on February 28, 2005
- Stomach Foot by Litcube on March 02, 2005
- Madtha 'Thplode. by Litcube on March 02, 2005
- Time stood still. by Jawbreaker on March 02, 2005
- Captain Victory by Litcube on March 03, 2005
- From the Womb of Earth's Horizon by Partytime on March 04, 2005
- "Everbody's a critic" Jeffrey thought as he smeared feces on the fresh canvas. by deliciousbrains on March 04, 2005
- Standing on a grassy hill by Turgid on March 04, 2005
- I got issues. by The Rid on March 05, 2005
- Circumstance by Klause Muppet on March 07, 2005
- The duck had been following me for about a day and a half now. by deliciousbrains on March 07, 2005
- Nate, Todd, WalMart, truck hood. by Blister Buddy on March 08, 2005
- Turducken by Turgid on March 09, 2005
- Stupid Political Allegory by Turgid on March 10, 2005
- That's So Shaven by Blister Buddy on March 10, 2005
- The thing about sucking cock. by Alfred P. Whitaker on March 10, 2005
- I waxed a riceboy on my way to work. by Streifenbeuteldachs on March 13, 2005
- Sunday Afternoon by Klause Muppet on March 14, 2005
- Nate on Can by Blister Buddy on March 15, 2005
- Mr. Negative was here. by Mr. Negative on March 15, 2005
- The Sweatjob by The Rid on March 15, 2005
- The rail-thin communist caressed the knob of the decanter by Turgid on March 15, 2005
- santa cruz retard found at fault by Partytime on March 16, 2005
- Subway Stories by Turgid on March 18, 2005
- I thought I'd relaying the great though somewha t harrowing tale of the source of my braindamage. by BrainDamaged on March 20, 2005
- Really, truly fantastic poets, novelists by Templeton Dink on March 20, 2005
- In Acknowledgement Of by Partytime on March 22, 2005
- Shit oops by Klause Muppet on March 22, 2005
- "Say, do you like music?" by Turgid on March 23, 2005
- As I was walking down the street the other day thinking about the pantyline of the young girl in front of me, I was approached by a homeless gentleman.< by cromagnon on March 24, 2005
- I was born and raised in Wet Virginia... by cromagnon on March 24, 2005
- My recent instant messenger conversation by cromagnon on March 24, 2005
- Davis needed a mentor. by The Rid on March 24, 2005
- I need some advice from a group of intelligent, insightful, and surprisingly deeply sensitive people. by 10tonDonkey on March 24, 2005
- Crop's flaggin' by Partytime on March 25, 2005
- Bathrooms are only for customers by Klause Muppet on March 25, 2005
- A Full Shift. by Front on March 26, 2005
- On the Road by Partytime on March 26, 2005
- Alice and the baby by Templeton Dink on March 28, 2005
- "What a vainglorious morning!" by Turgid on March 29, 2005
- Girv and Blorf by Partytime on March 31, 2005
- Expires 4/1/05 by deliciousbrains on March 31, 2005
- German Children by Klause Muppet on April 02, 2005
- He stripped her naked. by soren on April 03, 2005
- A Purple Heart for Billy by Partytime on April 03, 2005
- Albino Businessman by Turgid on April 04, 2005
- Asking a question by The Rid on April 04, 2005
- A Misunderstanding by Turgid on April 06, 2005
- Back in high school by Turgid on April 07, 2005
- I go to work everyday for the greater good but it may get perverted by BrainDamaged on April 08, 2005
- The Gambler by Pix on April 12, 2005
- My Statistics as a 21 Yea Old Woman by Jawbreaker on April 12, 2005
- Inventory. by Litcube on April 12, 2005
- FUCK YEAH BITCHES by Klause Muppet on April 12, 2005
- nostalgia by cuntry on April 12, 2005
- a minor decline in lethality by Templeton Dink on April 13, 2005
- Jonas by Turgid on April 14, 2005
- Second try-Ficticious hopefully not as shitty. by BrainDamaged on April 16, 2005
- Third and shittiest short ever by BrainDamaged on April 16, 2005
- I lifted my eyelids slowly. by The Rid on April 17, 2005
- The professor pressed me for an answer by Turgid on April 18, 2005
- How to make a baby, 101 by Pix on April 19, 2005
- Skid Marks: A Treatise on Love by Turgid on April 20, 2005
- The Rid was a ghastly fellow by Klause Muppet on April 22, 2005
- A critique of the contemporary short using, by way of example, Graylick Dramblegumper. by Mr. Critic on April 22, 2005
- “Here is your grande soy latte, Webster.” by Jawbreaker on April 22, 2005
- A recent IM conversation... by cromagnon on April 24, 2005
- After my last break-up. by The Rid on April 24, 2005
- Head. by The Rid on April 24, 2005
- OOOooooh.... by Ed Mooney on April 25, 2005
- A well deserved thank you note to my mother by Yahzick on April 28, 2005
- i reached out and pressed my finger to it by cuntry on May 02, 2005
- She sat there by Klause Muppet on May 02, 2005
- a short by Klause Muppet on May 03, 2005
- Questions by Turgid on May 03, 2005
- Quit laughing at me, Alfredo. by Turgid on May 03, 2005
- The plan behind the worst ACME short, ever! by Dave Heiny on May 04, 2005
- My God, that's a big turd. by The Rid on May 04, 2005
- Ladies and Gentlemen: A Talking Penis! by Klause Muppet on May 05, 2005
- Another short about sex acts! by The Rid on May 06, 2005
- Gerald sat with his fly down, his meat somewhere between flacid and firm. by cuntry on May 07, 2005
- Jesus H. Christ on a twig! by Great Satan on May 07, 2005
- The Banal. by The Rid on May 10, 2005
- Childhood by Alfred P. Whitaker on May 11, 2005
- Werner Herzog by Turgid on May 11, 2005
- Good evening, Mr. Slocum. Would you like some wine? by Klause Muppet on May 11, 2005
- Kelly was fed up. by Jawbreaker on May 11, 2005
- Poop! by Poop on May 11, 2005
- As I sat alone at the bar by Turgid on May 13, 2005
- Algebra by The Rid on May 14, 2005
- Ladies and Gentlemen: A Talking Penis! PART 2 by Klause Muppet on May 16, 2005
- Opening Night Jitters by Turgid on May 18, 2005
- Let go of my balls! by cuntry on May 19, 2005
- The Blacksmith by The Rid on May 19, 2005
- Leather by Turgid on May 19, 2005
- At the Club by Turgid on May 24, 2005
- Day 3 by Shane on May 24, 2005
- Dammit! by Jawbreaker on May 25, 2005
- This short is about a businessman named Ted. by The Rid on May 25, 2005
- Ian sat down on the metal chair. by Klause Muppet on May 26, 2005
- I ramped right into her by Turgid on May 31, 2005
- The Truth by Mr. Joshua on May 31, 2005
- 300 Pt. 1
by Shane on May 31, 2005
- 300 Pt. 2 by Shane on May 31, 2005
- 300 Pt. 3 by Shane on May 31, 2005
- There Is A Problem by Litcube on June 06, 2005
- The office was quiet... by Klause Muppet on June 06, 2005
- Not Mr. Pony Fan Fiction, Though I Am a Mr. Pony Fan! by The Rid on June 07, 2005
- Ladies and Gentlemen A TALKING PENIS PART 3 by Klause Muppet on June 08, 2005
- Professional Chainsaw Operation by Klause Muppet on June 08, 2005
- You know who I fuck? by Shane on June 09, 2005
- I decided to try my luck by Turgid on June 09, 2005
- Ladies and Gentlemen, A SILENT PENIS! by Mr. Critic on June 10, 2005
- ad muppetem by Klause Muppet on June 10, 2005
- Former Attorney General Edwin Meese by Streifenbeuteldachs on June 11, 2005
- For Joan Baez by Partytime on June 12, 2005
- Is the caller there? by Kenji X on June 13, 2005
- Short Fat Naked Mexican Rid by Klause Muppet on June 14, 2005
- Graf by Litcube on June 14, 2005
- This Timeline Entry Is Added by Streifenbeuteldachs on June 14, 2005
- Some weeks prior I had solicited the services of the fair Trellise of Burgonshire, she being the village limner's wanton, nubile daughter, to accompany me to Newtopia's Ogasmiday orgifest on the third by Kenji X on June 16, 2005
- The Bright Side by Mr. Positive on June 17, 2005
- Karma by Sergio on June 17, 2005
- The smell by Templeton Dink on June 17, 2005
- Private Dick Simile Training by Kenji X on June 18, 2005
- "What does existential dread feel like?"
by Turgid on June 21, 2005
- Glossed Over by Kenji X on June 21, 2005
- The Shower by Turgid on June 21, 2005
- I will vomit by Templeton Dink on June 21, 2005
- Fargle by Kenji X on June 22, 2005
- Spacelord returns to Earth in tears by Spacelord on June 22, 2005
- "So what do you do?"
by Turgid on June 24, 2005
- Short Fat Naked Mexican Rid 2 by Klause Muppet on June 24, 2005
- Cheese Sundae by Kenji X on June 27, 2005
- Danny by Klause Muppet on June 28, 2005
- I have a tip for people out there who have trouble pushing through the last few reps of a power set. by Alfred P. Whitaker on June 28, 2005
- This just in by Kenji X on June 28, 2005
- Moribundo by Turgid on June 29, 2005
- The phone was ringing. by Klause Muppet on July 02, 2005
- pot a gold by Partytime on July 02, 2005
- Bangin' and Poppin' by Kenji X on July 07, 2005
- Anywhere else but here. by mr.coffee on July 07, 2005
- BBC Documentary Pilot: The World's Greatest... by Rafus Butler on July 11, 2005
- 28% of working women admitted to having sex with a coworker by Klause Muppet on July 12, 2005
- Goodbye, Cruel World by Kenji X on July 12, 2005
- Yankee Fan by Shane on July 14, 2005
- Grey pools of fog... by Litcube on July 19, 2005
- Ladies, lets call this meeting to order by Klause Muppet on July 20, 2005
- "Thanks for doing this on such short notice, Mike," said Dr. Bailey. by The Rid on July 25, 2005
- "Vagina," said Timmy. by The Rid on July 26, 2005
- *Sniff* by The Rid on July 26, 2005
- 100100 What am I to do? by Partytime on July 26, 2005
- An addendum to a previous explanation by Shane on July 28, 2005
- It was men’s basketball. by Mr. Critic on July 29, 2005
- Johnny contemplated the prostitute before him. by The Rid on July 29, 2005
- Some Barnacles from my July Notebook: by Partytime on August 01, 2005
- I was enjoying a drink with John Kerry by Turgid on August 02, 2005
- Document #128 by Redacto on August 02, 2005
- Your average boring Sunday before football season starts by Kenji X on August 07, 2005
- Michael Penn's lament by Kenji X on August 07, 2005
- "That's it, nice and slow." by Kenji X on August 07, 2005
- Ladies and Gentlemen, a Silent PENIS! Part 2 by Mr. Critic on August 10, 2005
- Autumn by Turgid on August 11, 2005
- “Boy, I want to tell yew something." by The Rid on August 12, 2005
- Tom and me were watching porn together. by Kenji X on August 14, 2005
- The city had ordered all tenants in the slum to vacate by noon. by The Rid on August 15, 2005
- The Surgery by Streifenbeuteldachs on August 16, 2005
- A little improv for your boy in the Army. by Kenji X on August 16, 2005
- Captain Thad Starquest and the Emissary of Bulon-Delta 9 by Kenji X on August 16, 2005
- Hi koo by Kenji X on August 16, 2005
- Greek by Turgid on August 17, 2005
- INTER-MATCH.COM by Shane on August 19, 2005
- Everyone will hate this short, but its heart is in the right place! by Mr. Positive on August 19, 2005
- Japan:2005
If a saw one more shitty egg by itasta090 on August 19, 2005
- Science by Kenji X on August 20, 2005
- I lifted my eyelids slowly, part 2. by The Rid on August 22, 2005
- The Flower Painting by Adolf Hitler on August 22, 2005
- Midsummer Mishap by Turgid on August 25, 2005
- So I go to the pharmacy by Litcube on August 26, 2005
- I want chiseled abs. by Klause Muppet on August 26, 2005
- Toby Miracle takes a shit by Kenji X on August 27, 2005
-
In response to your last two questions: by grandpa on August 27, 2005
- Matt and Lynn had a session with Bill, their counselor. by Mr. Negative on August 29, 2005
- I haven't written a short that's explicitly about fucking in a long time. by The Rid on August 30, 2005
- Zach de la Rocha was getting butt-raped in a Mexican prison. by The Rid on August 30, 2005
- Supermodel Starfish by itasta090 on August 31, 2005
- My big brother by Turgid on September 01, 2005
- Angela's tits were too small. by Klause Muppet on September 02, 2005
- Patricia by Klause Muppet on September 10, 2005
- acme@home by Klause Muppet on September 10, 2005
- The waitress was hot. by Klause Muppet on September 11, 2005
- The Singing Cab Driver by The Rid on September 11, 2005
- I couldn't help it. by Turgid on September 14, 2005
- SHE NEEDS A LOT OF HELP. by cuntry on September 19, 2005
- Friday Night TV by Klause Muppet on September 19, 2005
- Why don't Rid and Shane make eye contact much anymore? by Shane on September 20, 2005
- New Additions.
by Pix on September 21, 2005
- Next Friday by Klause Muppet on September 22, 2005
- The Last Friday Night. by Klause Muppet on September 23, 2005
- Fyornch II by Streifenbeuteldachs on September 27, 2005
- I'm so sick of twins. by Turgid on September 30, 2005
- In the universe in which I operate... by Turgid on September 30, 2005
- Litcube was all like “Welcome back Striefen?” by Klause Muppet on October 04, 2005
- Dear Journal by itasta090 on October 10, 2005
- Tick tock. Tick tock. Tick tock. by Klause Muppet on October 10, 2005
- Vitamin B2 by Streifenbeuteldachs on October 14, 2005
- Shoot my dick, Brady! by Klause Muppet on October 14, 2005
- Retarded Mexican Day-Laborer by Streifenbeuteldachs on October 26, 2005
- I think my penis has a mind of its own. by Turgid on October 27, 2005
- . by Partytime on October 28, 2005
- Coolio entered my local coffee joint and I was like, no way. by cuntry on November 16, 2005
- Beneath the streets of Gordo... by Poop on November 19, 2005
- im 13 and a half or there abouts by Coleoptera King on November 20, 2005
- "boobs. boobs." by Klause Muppet on December 01, 2005
- How Late One Night I Was Eating Breakfas by Luthius Badapple on December 02, 2005
- Nikipedia Word of the Week: AUGUST by Luthius Badapple on December 06, 2005
- ZBT by Partytime on December 22, 2005
- Ocoyopo took a moment to ponder the beauty of the strip-mined valley that stretched far below him, as far as the eye could see. by Metavore on December 30, 2005
- Chone replaced the 50mv capacitor with a 100mv beauty he had hauled out of a mobile Newtonian reflecting telescope the previous week. by Metavore on December 30, 2005
- Jeffrey was. by kidduffah on January 04, 2006
- I like... by Klause Muppet on January 16, 2006
- A Polished Guy by TertiaryWinesAreTheOnlyWinesForMe on January 24, 2006
- The holy man stood motionless in the center of the market. by William Asp on January 28, 2006
- Meat Market by William Asp on February 02, 2006
- Wha' Happened? by Klause Muppet on February 13, 2006
- The Critic by Master Bates on February 28, 2006
- toothless vampire by Master Bates on March 02, 2006
- MY NAME IS JETHRO. by forjethro on March 03, 2006
- my wife ally barone... by forjethro on March 03, 2006
- I am very skilled by Turgid on March 03, 2006
- Not My Favorite by Master Bates on March 05, 2006
- "Dad, why is the sky so blue?" by Master Bates on March 05, 2006
- I knew there was trouble in my marriage... by kingbill on March 11, 2006
- Destiny. by Master Bates on March 12, 2006
- paper or plastic by Master Bates on March 18, 2006
- old g by Master Bates on March 18, 2006
- I was listening to my music this afternoon. by theeandthem on March 18, 2006
- Today I was in the shower by Coleoptera King on March 25, 2006
- YOU by Master Bates on March 27, 2006
- prepositions by Coleoptera King on March 30, 2006
- nature of the wager by Master Bates on April 03, 2006
- Sometimes I get excited! by Master Bates on April 07, 2006
- The Legend of Tammy Hollow by Master Bates on April 10, 2006
- Creation Myth by Daphne on April 11, 2006
- Devil May Cry by Master Bates on April 16, 2006
- The Way by Master Bates on April 16, 2006
- Your mama came by Master Bates on April 16, 2006
- P.M.B. rocks! by Master Bates on April 18, 2006
- Drought (Approx. 400 wds.) by mgreen100 on April 21, 2006
- A cleptomaniac and a prostitute walk into a bar... by Master Bates on April 22, 2006
- Thank God for Duct Tape! by Master Bates on April 22, 2006
- chick shits nickels by Master Bates on April 22, 2006
- Fatback Critter Rack by Master Bates on May 03, 2006
- shine on, crazy diamond by Master Bates on May 05, 2006
- vegas postcard by Master Bates on May 05, 2006
- jellybean pebble by Master Bates on May 05, 2006
- Ashley? by Master Bates on May 05, 2006
- Basement dwellers 3 by Master Bates on May 05, 2006
- Clown Trauma Support Group (CTSG) by Master Bates on May 05, 2006
- Dojo of Life by Master Bates on May 05, 2006
- ' by Master Bates on May 05, 2006
- plan the work & work the plan by Master Bates on May 07, 2006
- There was this dancer I knew who used to pee in a paper cup and throw it off the Brooklyn Bridge for good luck. by pasty on May 12, 2006
- Jon stood in line at the Royal Bank by Litcube on May 12, 2006
- Flesh, American, Flesh. by pasty on May 12, 2006
- I woke up this morning and my penis was gone. by pasty on May 15, 2006
- Jenkins awoke at 6:15 ... by mgreen100 on May 20, 2006
- On Bulbus Rak by Master Bates on May 25, 2006
- Richard... by Klause Muppet on June 08, 2006
- Shirk by tucker on June 09, 2006
- Tribute to Microman -August 2004
by Ferucio P. Chhretan on June 15, 2006
- Frisco by Turgid on June 19, 2006
- Hold Up
by tucker on June 20, 2006
- by annebot on June 24, 2006
- eat-n-Read by Master Bates on July 01, 2006
- Richard's a... by Klause Muppet on July 06, 2006
- Another objet trouve', courtesy of the J-Dog. by Mr. Joshua on July 06, 2006
- Telling the Truth by Rod Drake on July 15, 2006
- Post-feminist Gags by Turgid on August 23, 2006
- She nuzzled him with her germy probiscus by Master Bates on August 26, 2006
- Hot Haiku Madness by Rod Drake on August 26, 2006
- soo anybody else like poopy girls? by crutchofsociety on September 03, 2006
- Reading, Writing and Arithmetic by The Name Is Dalton on September 05, 2006
- do all british people drink tea by thecrutchofsociety on September 06, 2006
- end mid sentence after a clause with an ellipsis… by mixelpix on September 13, 2006
- Saturday night. Peacocked to the gills... by Streifenbeuteldachs on September 14, 2006
- I walked along the slimy excuse for a bridge and saw the harbor over the hill. by dhastie3000 on September 15, 2006
- WATCH YOUR BACK by thecrutchofsociety on September 18, 2006
- ?????????????????? by thecrutchofsociety on September 19, 2006
- flicked it on by Master Bates on September 19, 2006
- Sperms by Streifenbeuteldachs on September 20, 2006
- Medication by Streifenbeuteldachs on September 20, 2006
- Birthday 29 by Streifenbeuteldachs on September 20, 2006
- Phone by Streifenbeuteldachs on September 20, 2006
- la la la la la i admit defeate by the_fuckin_bob on September 21, 2006
- MY BODY TURNS COACAINE INTO PURE ENERGY by the_fuckin_bob on September 21, 2006
- the sidewalk nods hello, 'both coppers, good Sir' by mixelpix on September 21, 2006
- I have a theory by The Name Is Dalton on September 23, 2006
- !All for Rodney by Master Bates on October 05, 2006
- when i type the string of text, acme shorts by mixelpix on October 06, 2006
- Did you mean, EAMYSHORTS ? by mixelpix on October 06, 2006
- Quests-Part 1 by dhastie3000 on October 11, 2006
- Quest- part 2 by dhastie3000 on October 11, 2006
- Quest- part 3 by dhastie3000 on October 11, 2006
- Quest- part 4 by dhastie3000 on October 11, 2006
- Quests- part 5 by dhastie3000 on October 11, 2006
- Herpes by Streifenbeuteldachs on October 23, 2006
- roadshow by Master Bates on October 26, 2006
- My stomach is bulging and soon it will look like a crater... by Zetetic on October 28, 2006
- CHIP'd by Master Bates on November 01, 2006
- Vandalism: A Study by Streifenbeuteldachs on November 05, 2006
- why is that when others find something to be true every one around them does as well by the_fuckin_bob on November 08, 2006
- hello friends in Acmeshorts by Gorilla Saladress on November 13, 2006
- I am going to my enemy's house by Master Bates on December 06, 2006
- Not sure where this text is from but it was attached to weightloss pills spam. mostly i like the last sentence. And the syrup-titious usage of quote. Mmm, syrup. by mixelpix on December 09, 2006
- Timothy and Consuelo: A Tender Moment by blow-up on December 28, 2006
- The Adventure Clan hang out! by blow-up on December 28, 2006
- A Manly Love Story by blow-up on December 29, 2006
- Terri the Turtle makes the perfect turkey sandwich! by blow-up on December 29, 2006
- Another Terri the Turtle adventure! by blow-up on December 29, 2006
- Mr Muffins in the cancer ward. by blow-up on December 31, 2006
- Mr Muffins's muthaphuckkin tribute to the fallen homies. by blow-up on January 01, 2007
- Madame Bovary by blow-up on January 01, 2007
- Timothy's backstory ... by blow-up on January 03, 2007
- Tons O' Trouble for Terri the Turtle by blow-up on January 05, 2007
- Take a tour of my house by blow-up on January 06, 2007
- Terri and Timothy Have a Discussion by blow-up on January 12, 2007
- The Tyrant by hamsund on January 17, 2007
- The Amstels practically wrote this story themselves. by blow-up on January 17, 2007
- I think no one's ever thought about this before. by blow-up on January 18, 2007
- rosebud, VAM, and Shawn by Master Bates on January 19, 2007
- Hey, let's see if we can make a lame political joke funny! by blow-up on January 19, 2007
- Dear Terri the Turtle ... by blow-up on January 19, 2007
- Uncle Lenin by blow-up on January 20, 2007
- Don't read this short. Really. by blow-up on January 20, 2007
- Dear Consuelo ... by blow-up on January 22, 2007
- I want to have my butt-hair dyed. by blow-up on January 27, 2007
- Terri the Turtle rolled onto his back and stared at the sun by blow-up on January 27, 2007
- little bitty penny makes a great big Dollar! by Master Bates on February 08, 2007
- A.I.S.W.U! by Master Bates on February 28, 2007
- Garbage Man
by charlesg928 on March 14, 2007
- Sleeping In by Klause Muppet on March 24, 2007
- unimpressed by Klause Muppet on March 29, 2007
- Arctic Circle of Trust by Master Bates on March 29, 2007
- Meanwhile, back at the Bat Cave by Master Bates on April 10, 2007
- It was disconcerting and yet comforting... by Plumster on April 14, 2007
- A Decent Sort by Plumster on April 15, 2007
- not too much fun by Master Bates on May 15, 2007
- A Mother's Day Greeting from Mr Muffins by blow-up on May 21, 2007
- Mr Muffins buried his mouth in the wiry-haired muff. by blow-up on May 22, 2007
- Democratic Bone-off by Master Bates on May 30, 2007
- Yo, rocker chicks never tell you the truth, yo--Size DOES matter! by Lady Pissant on June 27, 2007
- "What is that I smell?" asked the man in the back of the class in broken English. by Lady Pissant on June 27, 2007
- know ye, know ye by Master Bates on June 27, 2007
- finally alone by Mylittlepony on June 30, 2007
- Hot Flash Fiction Groupie! by Master Bates on September 26, 2007
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by Pix on November 16, 2007
- BTB by Master Bates on November 19, 2007
- theridvol2ep2 by Klause Muppet on December 10, 2007
- fellas, i spent the weekend, four days, in houston by SwalpfRag on December 10, 2007
- When Osama Knocked a Mother Out
by Master Bates on December 17, 2007
- Jazz Cat. That's what it said. by cuntry on January 10, 2008
- LOL- do you remember this?
by Marvin_Bernstein on March 22, 2008
- October 10, 2006: Today was my 14th birthday. by mgreen100 on April 25, 2008
- Yeah, they call me Woody Woodpecker. by Master Bates on May 19, 2008
- I went to the Tubs with two objectives in mind by Coleoptera King on August 06, 2008
- Hi Everybody! This is my first time posting on the sight. I by Mr. Joshua on September 11, 2008
- butter up the poobie by unklespaz on February 27, 2009
- Art Film by Rod Drake by Rod Drake on March 25, 2009
- Losing My Mind
by Rod Drake
Dr. Gene by Rod Drake on April 14, 2009
- I just got one of those metal detectors and boy, is it fun! by Master Bates on May 14, 2009
- Grades by Rod Drake by Rod Drake on July 17, 2009
- short summary of acme by Mylittlepony on July 29, 2009
- Rewrite by Rod Drake by Rod Drake on August 21, 2009
- A Hollywood Myth by Rod Drake by Rod Drake on September 03, 2009
- jajajajaja by Mylittlepony on October 14, 2009
- Blake Butter continued to lament his last name. by hoof on November 07, 2009
- Screenplay Entitled the "bad emogoth vampire" by Marvin_Bernstein on December 30, 2009
- Bob Dylan sat on a stool at the Gaslight, guitar in hand, harmonica around his neck. by The Rid on March 10, 2010
- He liked to buttfuck by Marvin_Bernstein on April 14, 2010
- Prequel: the real story of Pony, the one behind the legend and the man that you didn't know you knew. by Marvin_Bernstein on April 25, 2010
- the emogoth vampire becomes a police officer by Marvin_Bernstein on May 04, 2010
- the story of Pegeviny Polishowski by Marvin_Bernstein on May 04, 2010
- bernie destroyed another blowup doll by Marvin_Bernstein on August 07, 2010
- Mr. Jinshin had a fungus by Marvin_Bernstein on August 09, 2010
- He liked to buttfuck part II by Marvin_Bernstein on August 31, 2010
- it wasn't clear whether it was his cum butter or smegma or both by Marvin_Bernstein on August 31, 2010
- Yours truly by Master Bates on October 31, 2010
- Christmas Wish by Master Bates on December 11, 2010
- Gavinhaptitali Ruvinperhaij took a shit by Marvin_Bernstein on January 21, 2011
- Timothy Geithner had to adjust the economics. by Marvin_Bernstein on January 22, 2011
- it was a good day for realization by Marvin_Bernstein on January 22, 2011
- Rednave Eiknarf was stuck on the toilet for most of the morning. by Marvin Bernstein on February 13, 2011
- it was the secret of the old country that made it so special by Marvin_Bernstein on February 20, 2011
- the typical alpha acme male by tyranosaurus_pee_pee on February 21, 2011
- Danger? Danger is my middle name.
by Marvin The Word Underscore Bernstein on March 07, 2011
- Scheiße by Marvin_Bernstein on March 29, 2011
- Sidwell etc. by Mr. Joshua on May 04, 2011
- me an scoop by Marvin_Bernstein on May 30, 2011
- dave the astral meditation teacher by Marvin_Bernstein on July 09, 2011
- Richard (Dick Humplick) by Marvin_Bernstein on July 22, 2011
- chewbacca had the trotts by Marvin_Bernstein on July 28, 2011
- this is bullshit by Marvin_Bernstein on September 13, 2011
- Milky the flacid penis .... by shit_bitch on March 11, 2012
- J-DOG by Mr. Joshua on May 05, 2012
- Title: dickie dick dong and the vagina computer by pointy_hat_herman_ on May 08, 2012
- I wouldn't worry too much about those lumps by Master Bates on July 03, 2012
- the president had a very serious message by Marvin_Bernstein on September 28, 2012
- Daddy, what happened then? by Marvin_Bernstein on October 17, 2012
- with my dog by Marvin_Bernstein on May 29, 2014
- Spring romance by Marvin_Bernstein on May 29, 2014