home authors guest shorts graphical shorts

AcmeShorts

Shorts from The Rid

  1. I was just sitting here, stupidly looking at old e-mails from my most recent ex-girlfriend. by The Rid on October 04, 2004
  2. My ex-girlfriend once asked what it was like to feel like a cumsponge. by The Rid on October 05, 2004
  3. "Ya got a fag?" asked the stranger. by The Rid on October 08, 2004
  4. Gina was totally, like, the hottest girl I'd ever seen, okay? by The Rid on October 10, 2004
  5. Fred and I were en route to the Communist gangbang. by The Rid on October 12, 2004
  6. "Egad!" by The Rid on October 23, 2004
  7. "You wanna see that gaping pussy, huh?" by The Rid on October 26, 2004
  8. He felt something in the corner of his mouth by The Rid on October 28, 2004
  9. Some Chicks Freak Out by The Rid on October 29, 2004
  10. My cell phone rang. by The Rid on October 30, 2004
  11. Egad! 2 by The Rid on November 03, 2004
  12. One Night at Gristede's by The Rid on November 04, 2004
  13. It was hard being an emotionally reticent movie star. by The Rid on November 11, 2004
  14. The DVD Conundrum by The Rid on November 13, 2004
  15. It was a really good first date by The Rid on November 15, 2004
  16. Hateful Breakup Short! by The Rid on November 16, 2004
  17. Almost as bad as the worst short ever! by The Rid on November 19, 2004
  18. Friday night, nine o'clock. by The Rid on November 30, 2004
  19. I just don't see the point anymore. by The Rid on December 03, 2004
  20. My Band Argued a Lot by The Rid on December 06, 2004
  21. The Office Christmas Party by The Rid on December 09, 2004
  22. The Businessman is not excessively kind to anyone, but he is not overly rude. by The Rid on December 12, 2004
  23. I didn't want to go to film school, anyway. Dicks. by The Rid on December 12, 2004
  24. There were 21 shorts in the guest queue! by The Rid on December 13, 2004
  25. Office Politics by The Rid on December 20, 2004
  26. Frank had a way of talking that really pissed me off. by The Rid on January 03, 2005
  27. University of Mississippi Burning by The Rid on January 06, 2005
  28. I'm what you'd call a grower, not a shower. by The Rid on January 09, 2005
  29. TREE kills self, is thanked by TheBuyer, returns as Sergio. by The Rid on January 14, 2005
  30. So I had sex with my ex-girlfriend last night. by The Rid on January 17, 2005
  31. The movie had been a total flop. by The Rid on January 23, 2005
  32. by The Rid on January 25, 2005
  33. It may hurt, folks, but it’s the truth. by The Rid on January 26, 2005
  34. She was always smarter than I was, so I came clean. by The Rid on January 31, 2005
  35. Something happened. by The Rid on February 10, 2005
  36. Duane Reade Story by The Rid on February 22, 2005
  37. I got issues. by The Rid on March 05, 2005
  38. The Sweatjob by The Rid on March 15, 2005
  39. Davis needed a mentor. by The Rid on March 24, 2005
  40. Asking a question by The Rid on April 04, 2005
  41. I lifted my eyelids slowly. by The Rid on April 17, 2005
  42. After my last break-up. by The Rid on April 24, 2005
  43. Head. by The Rid on April 24, 2005
  44. My God, that's a big turd. by The Rid on May 04, 2005
  45. Another short about sex acts! by The Rid on May 06, 2005
  46. The Banal. by The Rid on May 10, 2005
  47. Algebra by The Rid on May 14, 2005
  48. The Blacksmith by The Rid on May 19, 2005
  49. This short is about a businessman named Ted. by The Rid on May 25, 2005
  50. Not Mr. Pony Fan Fiction, Though I Am a Mr. Pony Fan! by The Rid on June 07, 2005
  51. "Thanks for doing this on such short notice, Mike," said Dr. Bailey. by The Rid on July 25, 2005
  52. "Vagina," said Timmy. by The Rid on July 26, 2005
  53. *Sniff* by The Rid on July 26, 2005
  54. Johnny contemplated the prostitute before him. by The Rid on July 29, 2005
  55. “Boy, I want to tell yew something." by The Rid on August 12, 2005
  56. The city had ordered all tenants in the slum to vacate by noon. by The Rid on August 15, 2005
  57. I lifted my eyelids slowly, part 2. by The Rid on August 22, 2005
  58. I haven't written a short that's explicitly about fucking in a long time. by The Rid on August 30, 2005
  59. Zach de la Rocha was getting butt-raped in a Mexican prison. by The Rid on August 30, 2005
  60. The Singing Cab Driver by The Rid on September 11, 2005
  61. Bob Dylan sat on a stool at the Gaslight, guitar in hand, harmonica around his neck. by The Rid on March 10, 2010