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Shorts from James K. Polk

1. Two turds were walking together along the boardwalk. by James K. Polk on June 14, 2004
2. I sort of wish I was a woman sometimes. by James K. Polk on June 24, 2004
3. I’m just waiting to meet the right girl. by James K. Polk on July 15, 2004
4. A priest, a rabbi, and a Branch Davidian were in a daisy chain. by James K. Polk on July 15, 2004
5. I have moderate views and don’t like folks who get all hot under the collar when discussing politics. by James K. Polk on September 29, 2004
6. “What is that, your scrotum?” by James K. Polk on December 09, 2004