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  1. Chuck the Chukar felt a man's hand reach into the crate to take a hold of him. by Will Disney on April 25, 2002
  2. Dylan Zimmerman taught law at one of the very toughest high schools in New York City. by Will Disney on April 25, 2002
  3. Pete raised his hand. by Will Disney on April 25, 2002
  4. Would you say that was a mistake? by Will Disney on June 03, 2002
  5. Ewan's face was bronzed from the Turkish sun. by Will Disney on July 03, 2002
  6. Henry was sitting on the aisle. by Will Disney on December 16, 2002
  7. Dylan stood outside the Brooklyn warehouse… by Will Disney on February 17, 2003
  8. Are those Diesel jeans you're wearing? by Will Disney on February 20, 2003
  9. AcmeShorts.com domain becomes active by Will Disney on February 21, 2003
  10. I used to know this guy... by Will Disney on February 24, 2003
  11. He swam up through the water and grabbed onto the side of the pool by Will Disney on February 25, 2003
  12. He used to live under the subway. by Will Disney on February 27, 2003
  13. Why is it that all my accomplishments must crumble to dust? by Will Disney on February 27, 2003
  14. First comment by Will Disney on March 03, 2003
  15. Henry watched the fly buzzing along the ceiling. by Will Disney on March 03, 2003
  16. Andre raised the butcher knife above his head. by Will Disney on March 07, 2003
  17. Quetlzcan climbed the stone steps of the pyramid. by Will Disney on March 20, 2003
  18. Jon Feldspar sat hunched over his computer, tapping at the lifeless keys. by Will Disney on April 03, 2003
  19. The year was 1847. Phinneas Bartleby stood on the edge of a cliff, looking down. by Will Disney on April 08, 2003
  20. “I don’t know. I don’t know. What is it, you think?” by Will Disney on April 14, 2003
  21. "11 aardvarks, please." by Will Disney on April 14, 2003
  22. Dr. Atkins’ Thoughts While Falling by Will Disney on April 17, 2003
  23. The cold sore sat there on Johnny’s lip, blistering in sun. by Will Disney on April 22, 2003
  24. I had buried this guy under the floorboards and was trying to keep up a cool appearance... by Will Disney on April 26, 2003
  25. “Dan Smith will teach you guitar!” by Will Disney on April 30, 2003
  26. Susie had gone over Sammy’s house to work on a project for school... by Will Disney on May 07, 2003
  27. First graphical short is published by Will Disney on May 11, 2003
  28. Sammy sat on the bus waiting for it to leave school and to bring him home. by Will Disney on May 12, 2003
  29. “It’s not just the spelling of my first name that’s got me down, honey,” Jayson Blair said... by Will Disney on May 15, 2003
  30. Susie had had a few beers, and all of the sudden things were seeming different to her. by Will Disney on May 15, 2003
  31. Ewan and Jimson roared down the Pacific Coast Highway in their red Mustang. by Will Disney on May 21, 2003
  32. Henry was only eloquent when contemplating his own debased nature. by Will Disney on May 21, 2003
  33. We had been waiting for the subway to come. by Will Disney on May 29, 2003
  34. “So you’re a philosopher?” by Will Disney on May 29, 2003
  35. George found himself feeling hungry. by Will Disney on June 21, 2003
  36. “This summer heat is killing me,” the businessman said. by Will Disney on June 27, 2003
  37. Bob was always making poor decisions. by Will Disney on July 09, 2003
  38. “What’s so funny ‘bout peace, love, and understanding?” by Will Disney on July 15, 2003
  39. Joe Strong was a bad detective. by Will Disney on July 21, 2003
  40. Peter couldn’t sleep. by Will Disney on July 28, 2003
  41. Jon Feldspar’s cat looked at itself... by Will Disney on August 03, 2003
  42. This whole neighborhood used to be just for the fur business. by Will Disney on August 03, 2003
  43. The user testing session was not going very well. by Will Disney on August 06, 2003
  44. The father was a changeling. by Will Disney on August 06, 2003
  45. sandra, got your email... by Will Disney on August 06, 2003
  46. Luckily, Henry’s contraption was battery-powered... by Will Disney on August 17, 2003
  47. Henry sidled up to the bar... by Will Disney on September 02, 2003
  48. Sherlock Holmes stood erect. by Will Disney on September 02, 2003
  49. "I seem to be lost in your hedge maze," Lucius called out. by Will Disney on September 10, 2003
  50. Howard Dean crapped his pants. by Will Disney on September 21, 2003
  51. The Dalai’s “llama” spit viciously, as llama’s are known to do... by Will Disney on September 22, 2003
  52. It wasn’t that Pete liked the beatings... by Will Disney on October 01, 2003
  53. Investigative Report Pt. 1 by Will Disney on October 22, 2003
  54. It was a lonely street. by Will Disney on November 19, 2003
  55. "Baldy" Jack rose from his bed. by Will Disney on November 21, 2003
  56. The New Cruelty is announced by Will Disney on November 24, 2003
  57. Pete looked at his reflection in the mirror. by Will Disney on November 25, 2003
  58. Oh man, I really stuffed down that fucking turkey. by Will Disney on November 30, 2003
  59. Chad was at his 10-year high school reunion. by Will Disney on December 02, 2003
  60. Dear Santa Claus by Will Disney on December 04, 2003
  61. "I love living on this spaceship", Joe was saying. by Will Disney on December 08, 2003
  62. You're The Star! 40 Thrilling Endings! by Will Disney on December 11, 2003
  63. Happy New Year! by Will Disney on December 31, 2003
  64. I was walking along the banks of the Seine, or the quais, as they’re called, or alternately, the keys. by Will Disney on January 06, 2004
  65. Thank you for your generous donation! by Will Disney on January 13, 2004
  66. Jerkoff Chain, George W. Bush, Thursday 1/4/04 by Will Disney on January 16, 2004
  67. Scoop promoted to author by Will Disney on January 19, 2004
  68. “What are you thinking about?” by Will Disney on January 28, 2004
  69. The sun-shaped metal ring around Janet Jackson’s nipple shone down on the people working in the fields. by Will Disney on February 04, 2004
  70. His grandfather leaned over from his hospital bed. by Will Disney on February 10, 2004
  71. Don’t look now, Billy... by Will Disney on February 19, 2004
  72. Oscar Magic? More Like Oscar Tragic! by Will Disney on February 29, 2004
  73. by Will Disney on March 01, 2004
  74. Joe 'Yankee' Doodle knew, in his heart, that it was not macaroni. by Will Disney on March 08, 2004
  75. Mr. Pony publishes a short with words (as Jacob Starfish) by Will Disney on March 18, 2004
  76. by Will Disney on March 22, 2004
  77. Deborah Norville and Katie Couric... by Will Disney on March 24, 2004
  78. Joe was swinging around the trees... by Will Disney on April 11, 2004
  79. First appearance of TheBuyer by Will Disney on April 20, 2004
  80. Thrillseeker Slugs by Will Disney on April 22, 2004
  81. AcmeShorts.com had had a bad day. by Will Disney on May 01, 2004
  82. First of the Smartie Jones shorts is published by Will Disney on May 10, 2004
  83. There I was, in the backroom, getting a blowjob from the soon-to-be-bride. by Will Disney on May 16, 2004
  84. You get a lot of pussy here in the green zone. by Will Disney on May 21, 2004
  85. *** Missed Connections *** by Will Disney on June 01, 2004
  86. Tarzan was secretly watching a couple of apes having sex, and, god, it was turning him on. by Will Disney on June 10, 2004
  87. by Will Disney on June 10, 2004
  88. First appearance of The Finch (as anon_user_e) by Will Disney on June 14, 2004
  89. The Anonymous Blackguard goes on a one-star rampage, setting in motion a chain of events resulting in the outlawing of anonymous voting by Will Disney on June 18, 2004
  90. the old river danced like the moon singing... by Will Disney on June 21, 2004
  91. TALES FROM THE DOCTOR’S DESK by Will Disney on June 25, 2004
  92. Your grandfather was getting laid for the first time. by Will Disney on July 09, 2004
  93. When I awoke, I was on a raft in the middle of the ocean and with no land in sight. by Will Disney on July 16, 2004
  94. I love free food from the subway! by Will Disney on July 26, 2004
  95. Jack was a man but he was only five inches tall and he could fly. by Will Disney on August 16, 2004
  96. Joe: Handjob. by Will Disney on August 19, 2004
  97. Joe Strong’s car cut through the LA night, like pea soup. by Will Disney on September 08, 2004
  98. Peter had a goal. by Will Disney on September 21, 2004
  99. by Will Disney on September 26, 2004
  100. Deelon Dinko, Traveller through Time! by Will Disney on October 04, 2004
  101. It’s tough being in prison. by Will Disney on October 26, 2004
  102. First appearance of TREE by Will Disney on November 04, 2004
  103. Nothing comes from nothing. by Will Disney on November 08, 2004
  104. by Will Disney on November 09, 2004
  105. Up there in the closet, Edward had a pretty good view. by Will Disney on November 22, 2004
  106. My dog Henry had died, and I really loved this dog. by Will Disney on December 20, 2004
  107. Jane *loved* giving blowjobs. by Will Disney on January 16, 2005
  108. by Will Disney on January 25, 2005
  109. The woman who sat across from Peter on the train every morning had been away the week before. by Will Disney on February 07, 2005
  110. Jennifer Lopez's ass was flying over the suburban town. by Will Disney on February 20, 2005
  111. ARE YOU A WOMAN PLANNING ON COMMITTING SUICIDE? by Will Disney on March 04, 2005
  112. The miniature robots moved up Sally’s vagina into her uterus, heading toward the fallopian tubes. by Will Disney on April 02, 2005
  113. Jim had gone out drunk driving, had hit a pole, and had become a statistic. by Will Disney on April 12, 2005
  114. The man cockroach was fucking the lady cockroach. by Will Disney on April 24, 2005
  115. Welcome Back, Sir! by Will Disney on May 13, 2005
  116. AcmeShorts by Will Disney on June 09, 2005
  117. Welcome to the future, folks! by Will Disney on June 09, 2005
  118. First regular weekday with no new Author Short since beginning of New Cruelty by Will Disney on June 16, 2005
  119. , no? by Will Disney on June 16, 2005
  120. Alexander and his local guide, Akbar, sat at the counter, sipping ouzo. by Will Disney on June 19, 2005
  121. The train station at Toulouse was confusing... by Will Disney on July 01, 2005
  122. Sir Johnsberry stood with sword drawn as the dragon approached the village. by Will Disney on July 09, 2005
  123. Samuel Templeton had always hated people. by Will Disney on July 17, 2005
  124. The Birds and the Bees by Will Disney on July 24, 2005
  125. Peter and Ann could hear footsteps coming down the hallway of the spaceship. by Will Disney on July 28, 2005
  126. Thornton took his last gasp. by Will Disney on August 07, 2005
  127. Edward's mail-order bride wasn't quite living up to expectations. by Will Disney on December 17, 2005