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Chuck the Chukar felt a man's hand reach into the crate to take a hold of him. by Will Disney on April 25, 2002
Dylan Zimmerman taught law at one of the very toughest high schools in New York City. by Will Disney on April 25, 2002
Pete raised his hand. by Will Disney on April 25, 2002
Would you say that was a mistake? by Will Disney on June 03, 2002
Ewan's face was bronzed from the Turkish sun. by Will Disney on July 03, 2002
Henry was sitting on the aisle. by Will Disney on December 16, 2002
Dylan stood outside the Brooklyn warehouse… by Will Disney on February 17, 2003
Are those Diesel jeans you're wearing? by Will Disney on February 20, 2003
AcmeShorts.com domain becomes active by Will Disney on February 21, 2003
I used to know this guy... by Will Disney on February 24, 2003
He swam up through the water and grabbed onto the side of the pool by Will Disney on February 25, 2003
He used to live under the subway. by Will Disney on February 27, 2003
Why is it that all my accomplishments must crumble to dust? by Will Disney on February 27, 2003
First comment by Will Disney on March 03, 2003
Henry watched the fly buzzing along the ceiling. by Will Disney on March 03, 2003
Andre raised the butcher knife above his head. by Will Disney on March 07, 2003
Quetlzcan climbed the stone steps of the pyramid. by Will Disney on March 20, 2003
Jon Feldspar sat hunched over his computer, tapping at the lifeless keys. by Will Disney on April 03, 2003
The year was 1847. Phinneas Bartleby stood on the edge of a cliff, looking down. by Will Disney on April 08, 2003
“I don’t know. I don’t know. What is it, you think?” by Will Disney on April 14, 2003
"11 aardvarks, please." by Will Disney on April 14, 2003
Dr. Atkins’ Thoughts While Falling by Will Disney on April 17, 2003
The cold sore sat there on Johnny’s lip, blistering in sun. by Will Disney on April 22, 2003
I had buried this guy under the floorboards and was trying to keep up a cool appearance... by Will Disney on April 26, 2003
“Dan Smith will teach you guitar!” by Will Disney on April 30, 2003
Susie had gone over Sammy’s house to work on a project for school... by Will Disney on May 07, 2003
First graphical short is published by Will Disney on May 11, 2003
Sammy sat on the bus waiting for it to leave school and to bring him home. by Will Disney on May 12, 2003
“It’s not just the spelling of my first name that’s got me down, honey,” Jayson Blair said... by Will Disney on May 15, 2003
Susie had had a few beers, and all of the sudden things were seeming different to her. by Will Disney on May 15, 2003
Ewan and Jimson roared down the Pacific Coast Highway in their red Mustang. by Will Disney on May 21, 2003
Henry was only eloquent when contemplating his own debased nature. by Will Disney on May 21, 2003
We had been waiting for the subway to come. by Will Disney on May 29, 2003
“So you’re a philosopher?” by Will Disney on May 29, 2003
George found himself feeling hungry. by Will Disney on June 21, 2003
“This summer heat is killing me,” the businessman said. by Will Disney on June 27, 2003
Bob was always making poor decisions. by Will Disney on July 09, 2003
“What’s so funny ‘bout peace, love, and understanding?” by Will Disney on July 15, 2003
Joe Strong was a bad detective. by Will Disney on July 21, 2003
Peter couldn’t sleep. by Will Disney on July 28, 2003
Jon Feldspar’s cat looked at itself... by Will Disney on August 03, 2003
This whole neighborhood used to be just for the fur business. by Will Disney on August 03, 2003
The user testing session was not going very well. by Will Disney on August 06, 2003
The father was a changeling. by Will Disney on August 06, 2003
sandra, got your email... by Will Disney on August 06, 2003
Luckily, Henry’s contraption was battery-powered... by Will Disney on August 17, 2003
Henry sidled up to the bar... by Will Disney on September 02, 2003
Sherlock Holmes stood erect. by Will Disney on September 02, 2003
"I seem to be lost in your hedge maze," Lucius called out. by Will Disney on September 10, 2003
Howard Dean crapped his pants. by Will Disney on September 21, 2003
The Dalai’s “llama” spit viciously, as llama’s are known to do... by Will Disney on September 22, 2003
It wasn’t that Pete liked the beatings... by Will Disney on October 01, 2003
Investigative Report Pt. 1 by Will Disney on October 22, 2003
It was a lonely street. by Will Disney on November 19, 2003
"Baldy" Jack rose from his bed. by Will Disney on November 21, 2003
The New Cruelty is announced by Will Disney on November 24, 2003
Pete looked at his reflection in the mirror. by Will Disney on November 25, 2003
Oh man, I really stuffed down that fucking turkey. by Will Disney on November 30, 2003
Chad was at his 10-year high school reunion. by Will Disney on December 02, 2003
Dear Santa Claus by Will Disney on December 04, 2003
"I love living on this spaceship", Joe was saying. by Will Disney on December 08, 2003
You're The Star! 40 Thrilling Endings! by Will Disney on December 11, 2003
Happy New Year! by Will Disney on December 31, 2003
I was walking along the banks of the Seine, or the quais, as they’re called, or alternately, the keys. by Will Disney on January 06, 2004
Thank you for your generous donation! by Will Disney on January 13, 2004
Jerkoff Chain, George W. Bush, Thursday 1/4/04 by Will Disney on January 16, 2004
Scoop promoted to author by Will Disney on January 19, 2004
“What are you thinking about?” by Will Disney on January 28, 2004
The sun-shaped metal ring around Janet Jackson’s nipple shone down on the people working in the fields. by Will Disney on February 04, 2004
His grandfather leaned over from his hospital bed. by Will Disney on February 10, 2004
Don’t look now, Billy... by Will Disney on February 19, 2004
Oscar Magic? More Like Oscar Tragic! by Will Disney on February 29, 2004
by Will Disney on March 01, 2004
Joe 'Yankee' Doodle knew, in his heart, that it was not macaroni. by Will Disney on March 08, 2004
Mr. Pony publishes a short with words (as Jacob Starfish) by Will Disney on March 18, 2004
by Will Disney on March 22, 2004
Deborah Norville and Katie Couric... by Will Disney on March 24, 2004
Joe was swinging around the trees... by Will Disney on April 11, 2004
First appearance of TheBuyer by Will Disney on April 20, 2004
Thrillseeker Slugs by Will Disney on April 22, 2004
AcmeShorts.com had had a bad day. by Will Disney on May 01, 2004
First of the Smartie Jones shorts is published by Will Disney on May 10, 2004
There I was, in the backroom, getting a blowjob from the soon-to-be-bride. by Will Disney on May 16, 2004
You get a lot of pussy here in the green zone. by Will Disney on May 21, 2004
*** Missed Connections *** by Will Disney on June 01, 2004
Tarzan was secretly watching a couple of apes having sex, and, god, it was turning him on. by Will Disney on June 10, 2004
by Will Disney on June 10, 2004
First appearance of The Finch (as anon_user_e) by Will Disney on June 14, 2004
The Anonymous Blackguard goes on a one-star rampage, setting in motion a chain of events resulting in the outlawing of anonymous voting by Will Disney on June 18, 2004
the old river danced like the moon singing... by Will Disney on June 21, 2004
TALES FROM THE DOCTOR’S DESK by Will Disney on June 25, 2004
Your grandfather was getting laid for the first time. by Will Disney on July 09, 2004
When I awoke, I was on a raft in the middle of the ocean and with no land in sight. by Will Disney on July 16, 2004
I love free food from the subway! by Will Disney on July 26, 2004
Jack was a man but he was only five inches tall and he could fly. by Will Disney on August 16, 2004
Joe: Handjob. by Will Disney on August 19, 2004
Joe Strong’s car cut through the LA night, like pea soup. by Will Disney on September 08, 2004
Peter had a goal. by Will Disney on September 21, 2004
by Will Disney on September 26, 2004
Deelon Dinko, Traveller through Time! by Will Disney on October 04, 2004
It’s tough being in prison. by Will Disney on October 26, 2004
First appearance of TREE by Will Disney on November 04, 2004
Nothing comes from nothing. by Will Disney on November 08, 2004
by Will Disney on November 09, 2004
Up there in the closet, Edward had a pretty good view. by Will Disney on November 22, 2004
My dog Henry had died, and I really loved this dog. by Will Disney on December 20, 2004
Jane *loved* giving blowjobs. by Will Disney on January 16, 2005
by Will Disney on January 25, 2005
The woman who sat across from Peter on the train every morning had been away the week before. by Will Disney on February 07, 2005
Jennifer Lopez's ass was flying over the suburban town. by Will Disney on February 20, 2005
ARE YOU A WOMAN PLANNING ON COMMITTING SUICIDE? by Will Disney on March 04, 2005
The miniature robots moved up Sally’s vagina into her uterus, heading toward the fallopian tubes. by Will Disney on April 02, 2005
Jim had gone out drunk driving, had hit a pole, and had become a statistic. by Will Disney on April 12, 2005
The man cockroach was fucking the lady cockroach. by Will Disney on April 24, 2005
Welcome Back, Sir! by Will Disney on May 13, 2005
AcmeShorts by Will Disney on June 09, 2005
Welcome to the future, folks! by Will Disney on June 09, 2005
First regular weekday with no new Author Short since beginning of New Cruelty by Will Disney on June 16, 2005
, no? by Will Disney on June 16, 2005
Alexander and his local guide, Akbar, sat at the counter, sipping ouzo. by Will Disney on June 19, 2005
The train station at Toulouse was confusing... by Will Disney on July 01, 2005
Sir Johnsberry stood with sword drawn as the dragon approached the village. by Will Disney on July 09, 2005
Samuel Templeton had always hated people. by Will Disney on July 17, 2005
The Birds and the Bees by Will Disney on July 24, 2005
Peter and Ann could hear footsteps coming down the hallway of the spaceship. by Will Disney on July 28, 2005
Thornton took his last gasp. by Will Disney on August 07, 2005
Edward's mail-order bride wasn't quite living up to expectations. by Will Disney on December 17, 2005