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- Chuck the Chukar felt a man's hand reach into the crate to take a hold of him. by Will Disney on April 25, 2002
- Dylan Zimmerman taught law at one of the very toughest high schools in New York City. by Will Disney on April 25, 2002
- Pete raised his hand. by Will Disney on April 25, 2002
- Would you say that was a mistake? by Will Disney on June 03, 2002
- Ewan's face was bronzed from the Turkish sun. by Will Disney on July 03, 2002
- Henry was sitting on the aisle. by Will Disney on December 16, 2002
- Dylan stood outside
the Brooklyn warehouse… by Will Disney on February 17, 2003
- Are those Diesel jeans you're wearing? by Will Disney on February 20, 2003
- AcmeShorts.com domain becomes active by Will Disney on February 21, 2003
- I used to know this guy... by Will Disney on February 24, 2003
- He swam up through the water and grabbed onto the side of the pool by Will Disney on February 25, 2003
- He used to live under the subway. by Will Disney on February 27, 2003
- Why is it that all my accomplishments must crumble to dust? by Will Disney on February 27, 2003
- First comment by Will Disney on March 03, 2003
- Henry watched the fly buzzing along the ceiling. by Will Disney on March 03, 2003
- Andre raised the butcher knife above his head. by Will Disney on March 07, 2003
- Quetlzcan climbed the stone steps of the pyramid. by Will Disney on March 20, 2003
- Jon Feldspar sat hunched over his computer, tapping at the lifeless keys. by Will Disney on April 03, 2003
- The year was 1847. Phinneas Bartleby stood on the edge of a cliff, looking down. by Will Disney on April 08, 2003
- “I don’t know. I don’t know. What is it, you think?” by Will Disney on April 14, 2003
- "11 aardvarks, please." by Will Disney on April 14, 2003
- Dr. Atkins’ Thoughts While Falling by Will Disney on April 17, 2003
- The cold sore sat there on Johnny’s lip, blistering in sun. by Will Disney on April 22, 2003
- I had buried this guy under the floorboards and was trying to keep up a cool appearance... by Will Disney on April 26, 2003
- “Dan Smith will teach you guitar!” by Will Disney on April 30, 2003
- Susie had gone over Sammy’s house to work on a project for school... by Will Disney on May 07, 2003
- First graphical short is published by Will Disney on May 11, 2003
- Sammy sat on the bus waiting for it to leave school and to bring him home. by Will Disney on May 12, 2003
- “It’s not just the spelling of my first name that’s got me down, honey,” Jayson Blair said... by Will Disney on May 15, 2003
- Susie had had a few beers, and all of the sudden things were seeming different to her. by Will Disney on May 15, 2003
- Ewan and Jimson roared down the Pacific Coast Highway in their red Mustang. by Will Disney on May 21, 2003
- Henry was only eloquent when contemplating his own debased nature. by Will Disney on May 21, 2003
- We had been waiting for the subway to come. by Will Disney on May 29, 2003
- “So you’re a philosopher?” by Will Disney on May 29, 2003
- George found himself feeling hungry. by Will Disney on June 21, 2003
- “This summer heat is killing me,” the businessman said. by Will Disney on June 27, 2003
- Bob was always making poor decisions. by Will Disney on July 09, 2003
- “What’s so funny ‘bout peace, love, and understanding?” by Will Disney on July 15, 2003
- Joe Strong was a bad detective. by Will Disney on July 21, 2003
- Peter couldn’t sleep. by Will Disney on July 28, 2003
- Jon Feldspar’s cat looked at itself... by Will Disney on August 03, 2003
- This whole neighborhood used to be just for the fur business. by Will Disney on August 03, 2003
- The user testing session was not going very well. by Will Disney on August 06, 2003
- The father was a changeling. by Will Disney on August 06, 2003
- sandra, got your email... by Will Disney on August 06, 2003
- Luckily, Henry’s contraption was battery-powered... by Will Disney on August 17, 2003
- Henry sidled up to the bar... by Will Disney on September 02, 2003
- Sherlock Holmes stood erect. by Will Disney on September 02, 2003
- "I seem to be lost in your hedge maze," Lucius called out. by Will Disney on September 10, 2003
- Howard Dean crapped his pants. by Will Disney on September 21, 2003
- The Dalai’s “llama” spit viciously, as llama’s are known to do... by Will Disney on September 22, 2003
- It wasn’t that Pete liked the beatings... by Will Disney on October 01, 2003
- Investigative Report Pt. 1 by Will Disney on October 22, 2003
- It was a lonely street. by Will Disney on November 19, 2003
- "Baldy" Jack rose from his bed. by Will Disney on November 21, 2003
- The New Cruelty is announced by Will Disney on November 24, 2003
- Pete looked at his reflection in the mirror. by Will Disney on November 25, 2003
- Oh man, I really stuffed down that fucking turkey. by Will Disney on November 30, 2003
- Chad was at his 10-year high school reunion. by Will Disney on December 02, 2003
- Dear Santa Claus by Will Disney on December 04, 2003
- "I love living on this spaceship", Joe was saying. by Will Disney on December 08, 2003
- You're The Star! 40 Thrilling Endings! by Will Disney on December 11, 2003
- Happy New Year! by Will Disney on December 31, 2003
- I was walking along the banks of the Seine, or the quais, as they’re called, or alternately, the keys. by Will Disney on January 06, 2004
- Thank you for your generous donation! by Will Disney on January 13, 2004
- Jerkoff Chain, George W. Bush, Thursday 1/4/04 by Will Disney on January 16, 2004
- Scoop promoted to author by Will Disney on January 19, 2004
- “What are you thinking about?” by Will Disney on January 28, 2004
- The sun-shaped metal ring around Janet Jackson’s nipple shone down on the people working in the fields. by Will Disney on February 04, 2004
- His grandfather leaned over from his hospital bed. by Will Disney on February 10, 2004
- Don’t look now, Billy... by Will Disney on February 19, 2004
- Oscar Magic? More Like Oscar Tragic! by Will Disney on February 29, 2004
- by Will Disney on March 01, 2004
- Joe 'Yankee' Doodle knew, in his heart, that it was not macaroni. by Will Disney on March 08, 2004
- Mr. Pony publishes a short with words (as Jacob Starfish) by Will Disney on March 18, 2004
- by Will Disney on March 22, 2004
- Deborah Norville and Katie Couric... by Will Disney on March 24, 2004
- Joe was swinging around the trees... by Will Disney on April 11, 2004
- First appearance of TheBuyer by Will Disney on April 20, 2004
- Thrillseeker Slugs by Will Disney on April 22, 2004
- AcmeShorts.com had had a bad day. by Will Disney on May 01, 2004
- First of the Smartie Jones shorts is published by Will Disney on May 10, 2004
- There I was, in the backroom, getting a blowjob from the soon-to-be-bride. by Will Disney on May 16, 2004
- You get a lot of pussy here in the green zone. by Will Disney on May 21, 2004
- *** Missed Connections *** by Will Disney on June 01, 2004
- Tarzan was secretly watching a couple of apes having sex, and, god, it was turning him on. by Will Disney on June 10, 2004
- by Will Disney on June 10, 2004
- First appearance of The Finch (as anon_user_e) by Will Disney on June 14, 2004
- The Anonymous Blackguard goes on a one-star rampage, setting in motion a chain of events resulting in the outlawing of anonymous voting by Will Disney on June 18, 2004
- the old river danced like the moon singing... by Will Disney on June 21, 2004
- TALES FROM THE DOCTOR’S DESK by Will Disney on June 25, 2004
- Your grandfather was getting laid for the first time. by Will Disney on July 09, 2004
- When I awoke, I was on a raft in the middle of the ocean and with no land in sight. by Will Disney on July 16, 2004
- I love free food from the subway! by Will Disney on July 26, 2004
- Jack was a man but he was only five inches tall and he could fly. by Will Disney on August 16, 2004
- Joe: Handjob. by Will Disney on August 19, 2004
- Joe Strong’s car cut through the LA night, like pea soup. by Will Disney on September 08, 2004
- Peter had a goal. by Will Disney on September 21, 2004
- by Will Disney on September 26, 2004
- Deelon Dinko, Traveller through Time!
by Will Disney on October 04, 2004
- It’s tough being in prison. by Will Disney on October 26, 2004
- First appearance of TREE by Will Disney on November 04, 2004
- Nothing comes from nothing. by Will Disney on November 08, 2004
- by Will Disney on November 09, 2004
- Up there in the closet, Edward had a pretty good view. by Will Disney on November 22, 2004
- My dog Henry had died, and I really loved this dog. by Will Disney on December 20, 2004
- Jane *loved* giving blowjobs. by Will Disney on January 16, 2005
- by Will Disney on January 25, 2005
- The woman who sat across from Peter on the train every morning had been away the week before. by Will Disney on February 07, 2005
- Jennifer Lopez's ass was flying over the suburban town. by Will Disney on February 20, 2005
- ARE YOU A WOMAN PLANNING ON COMMITTING SUICIDE? by Will Disney on March 04, 2005
- The miniature robots moved up Sally’s vagina into her uterus, heading toward the fallopian tubes. by Will Disney on April 02, 2005
- Jim had gone out drunk driving, had hit a pole, and had become a statistic. by Will Disney on April 12, 2005
- The man cockroach was fucking the lady cockroach. by Will Disney on April 24, 2005
- Welcome Back, Sir! by Will Disney on May 13, 2005
- AcmeShorts by Will Disney on June 09, 2005
- Welcome to the future, folks! by Will Disney on June 09, 2005
- First regular weekday with no new Author Short since beginning of New Cruelty by Will Disney on June 16, 2005
- , no? by Will Disney on June 16, 2005
- Alexander and his local guide, Akbar, sat at the counter, sipping ouzo. by Will Disney on June 19, 2005
- The train station at Toulouse was confusing... by Will Disney on July 01, 2005
- Sir Johnsberry stood with sword drawn as the dragon approached the village. by Will Disney on July 09, 2005
- Samuel Templeton had always hated people. by Will Disney on July 17, 2005
- The Birds and the Bees by Will Disney on July 24, 2005
- Peter and Ann could hear footsteps coming down the hallway of the spaceship. by Will Disney on July 28, 2005
- Thornton took his last gasp. by Will Disney on August 07, 2005
- Edward's mail-order bride wasn't quite living up to expectations. by Will Disney on December 17, 2005