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  1. I finally had the balls to do it. by Streifenbeuteldachs on September 01, 2004
  2. Today, I wake up, and my roommate leaves, because his mom and dad are in town from Canada. by Streifenbeuteldachs on September 12, 2004
  3. An entire career of hard work had been spent in the making... by Streifenbeuteldachs on September 19, 2004
  4. Jack let fly with a perfect spiral, aimed just to the left of his eleven year old son. by Streifenbeuteldachs on September 22, 2004
  5. "Asia," remarked Metternich... by Streifenbeuteldachs on September 25, 2004
  6. by Streifenbeuteldachs on September 26, 2004
  7. I find tapeworms to be spiritually edifying. by Streifenbeuteldachs on September 30, 2004
  8. I plan to coach the winner of Mr. Universe 2034. by Streifenbeuteldachs on October 01, 2004
  9. Every day after kindergarten, before his mother returned home, Jeffrey would use the family computer to google for porn. by Streifenbeuteldachs on October 01, 2004
  10. Zebulon Pike's meaty fist worked its way relentlessly along his turgid member. by Streifenbeuteldachs on October 03, 2004
  11. Survival Guide to Fellating King Midas by Streifenbeuteldachs on October 16, 2004
  12. I tell you, I just can't take it if a person's speech doesn't match their countenance. by Streifenbeuteldachs on October 23, 2004
  13. Ever since the amputation of my legs, I've been unable to hold my liquor. by Streifenbeuteldachs on October 24, 2004
  14. Oh yes! Oh my, screamed Belinda. by Streifenbeuteldachs on October 30, 2004
  15. by Streifenbeuteldachs on November 09, 2004
  16. I am the very model of a fighting Retiarius. by Streifenbeuteldachs on November 15, 2004
  17. When I was 15, jerking off in the shower was something I would do every day by Streifenbeuteldachs on December 05, 2004
  18. I've always had unconventional sexual tastes by Streifenbeuteldachs on December 11, 2004
  19. I've got one hundred and sixty-three V-cards on my belt. by Streifenbeuteldachs on December 11, 2004
  20. The basis of our entire civilization is shared abstractions. by Streifenbeuteldachs on January 02, 2005
  21. The Forty Thieves by Streifenbeuteldachs on January 07, 2005
  22. A Confession and A Query by Streifenbeuteldachs on January 16, 2005
  23. We Can Learn From The Animals by Streifenbeuteldachs on January 21, 2005
  24. by Streifenbeuteldachs on January 25, 2005
  25. Small Town America by Streifenbeuteldachs on January 27, 2005
  26. Joining FARC by Streifenbeuteldachs on January 29, 2005
  27. Accidental Circulatory Coupling by Streifenbeuteldachs on February 06, 2005
  28. I waxed a riceboy on my way to work. by Streifenbeuteldachs on March 13, 2005
  29. Former Attorney General Edwin Meese by Streifenbeuteldachs on June 11, 2005
  30. This Timeline Entry Is Added by Streifenbeuteldachs on June 14, 2005
  31. The Surgery by Streifenbeuteldachs on August 16, 2005
  32. Fyornch II by Streifenbeuteldachs on September 27, 2005
  33. Vitamin B2 by Streifenbeuteldachs on October 14, 2005
  34. Retarded Mexican Day-Laborer by Streifenbeuteldachs on October 26, 2005
  35. Saturday night. Peacocked to the gills... by Streifenbeuteldachs on September 14, 2006
  36. Sperms by Streifenbeuteldachs on September 20, 2006
  37. Medication by Streifenbeuteldachs on September 20, 2006
  38. Birthday 29 by Streifenbeuteldachs on September 20, 2006
  39. Phone by Streifenbeuteldachs on September 20, 2006
  40. Herpes by Streifenbeuteldachs on October 23, 2006
  41. Vandalism: A Study by Streifenbeuteldachs on November 05, 2006