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- Aesop’s Modern Fables by Turgid on September 13, 2004
- "What I'm about to show you is utterly shocking" by Turgid on September 29, 2004
- I am Lady Slatternly's Lover by Turgid on September 30, 2004
- Travelogue, Czech Republic, September by Turgid on September 30, 2004
- Grace Jones tried her best to intimidate the reflection she now saw in the mirror. by Turgid on October 06, 2004
- Aesop’s Modern Fables (#2) by Turgid on October 11, 2004
- Remembering 1999 by Turgid on October 12, 2004
- Travelogue, Czech Republic, October by Turgid on October 19, 2004
- Office Hilarity by Turgid on October 21, 2004
- Schoolboy Memories by Turgid on November 04, 2004
- You know what's depressing? by Turgid on November 09, 2004
- Metamorfosizz by Turgid on November 11, 2004
- Remembering 1996 by Turgid on November 15, 2004
- Travelogue, Czech Republic, November by Turgid on November 17, 2004
- A Sympathetic Portrait (The Demise of Monkeyman) by Turgid on November 18, 2004
- Vagaries by Turgid on November 19, 2004
- Murder doesn't pay. At least, not in the Balkans. by Turgid on November 23, 2004
- Dear Mr. Havemeyer by Turgid on November 30, 2004
- I was at the symphony the other night by Turgid on December 02, 2004
- What can't people understand about "going deep"? by Turgid on December 13, 2004
- It started as a joke. I ended in a fix. by Turgid on December 14, 2004
- Interrogation by Turgid on December 15, 2004
- Simpatico the waitress practically glided across the room. by Turgid on December 16, 2004
- Afterschool Special by Turgid on December 21, 2004
- His dick and his hand were one and the same. by Turgid on January 03, 2005
- A Horse Story by Turgid on January 03, 2005
- Showers by Turgid on January 04, 2005
- It was Pat Sajak's last day at work. by Turgid on January 06, 2005
- Does the proverbial five-second rule apply? by Turgid on January 10, 2005
- I rolled the 30-sided die rather emphatically by Turgid on January 12, 2005
- April 7, 1913 by Turgid on January 12, 2005
- "Pee into a cup." by Turgid on January 12, 2005
- I've seen a lot of strange things in my day. by Turgid on January 21, 2005
- She looked like hell. by Turgid on January 26, 2005
- The Ironic Moustache by Turgid on January 26, 2005
- Homophobia by Turgid on February 02, 2005
- Twenty years after the fact by Turgid on February 03, 2005
- Paul Thomas Anderson returned to his plush hotel suite by Turgid on February 04, 2005
- There's a story once told to me as a young man that I really took to heart. by Turgid on February 04, 2005
- The children weren't only ignoring my teachings by Turgid on February 10, 2005
- What gives? by Turgid on February 15, 2005
- Some people like to see things half empty by Turgid on February 21, 2005
- Thursday Morning by Turgid on February 23, 2005
- Andre the Giant by Turgid on February 25, 2005
- Standing on a grassy hill by Turgid on March 04, 2005
- Turducken by Turgid on March 09, 2005
- Stupid Political Allegory by Turgid on March 10, 2005
- The rail-thin communist caressed the knob of the decanter by Turgid on March 15, 2005
- Subway Stories by Turgid on March 18, 2005
- "Say, do you like music?" by Turgid on March 23, 2005
- "What a vainglorious morning!" by Turgid on March 29, 2005
- Albino Businessman by Turgid on April 04, 2005
- A Misunderstanding by Turgid on April 06, 2005
- Back in high school by Turgid on April 07, 2005
- Jonas by Turgid on April 14, 2005
- The professor pressed me for an answer by Turgid on April 18, 2005
- Skid Marks: A Treatise on Love by Turgid on April 20, 2005
- Questions by Turgid on May 03, 2005
- Quit laughing at me, Alfredo. by Turgid on May 03, 2005
- Werner Herzog by Turgid on May 11, 2005
- As I sat alone at the bar by Turgid on May 13, 2005
- Opening Night Jitters by Turgid on May 18, 2005
- Leather by Turgid on May 19, 2005
- At the Club by Turgid on May 24, 2005
- I ramped right into her by Turgid on May 31, 2005
- I decided to try my luck by Turgid on June 09, 2005
- "What does existential dread feel like?"
by Turgid on June 21, 2005
- The Shower by Turgid on June 21, 2005
- "So what do you do?"
by Turgid on June 24, 2005
- Moribundo by Turgid on June 29, 2005
- I was enjoying a drink with John Kerry by Turgid on August 02, 2005
- Autumn by Turgid on August 11, 2005
- Greek by Turgid on August 17, 2005
- Midsummer Mishap by Turgid on August 25, 2005
- My big brother by Turgid on September 01, 2005
- I couldn't help it. by Turgid on September 14, 2005
- I'm so sick of twins. by Turgid on September 30, 2005
- In the universe in which I operate... by Turgid on September 30, 2005
- I think my penis has a mind of its own. by Turgid on October 27, 2005
- I am very skilled by Turgid on March 03, 2006
- Frisco by Turgid on June 19, 2006
- Post-feminist Gags by Turgid on August 23, 2006