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  1. Fortune and Glory, said the pale politician by Phony Millions on December 30, 1899
  2. Jake had a fecal quality by Phony Millions on December 30, 1899
  3. Dick Gregario pulled into the parking lot… by Phony Millions on April 25, 2002
  4. Sue Rosenlip worked in the bakery at the Price Chopper… by Phony Millions on April 25, 2002
  5. Ewan gazed at the sunset from the window in the youth hostel in Brussels. by Phony Millions on July 06, 2002
  6. Jon sat with Ewan, dejected and sour. by Phony Millions on February 17, 2003
  7. He had farted - a wet one, barely audible. by Phony Millions on February 27, 2003
  8. "What was the animus for his shorts?" by Phony Millions on March 20, 2003
  9. Bruce Willis' nipples hardened. by Phony Millions on March 27, 2003
  10. The Hermeneutics of Vaginal Desire by Phony Millions on April 11, 2003
  11. An American in Bahgdad by Phony Millions on April 18, 2003
  12. “Mr. Fuckbon, what does the future hold for the war in Clitoristan?” by Phony Millions on May 02, 2003
  13. I have this thing about inanimate objects. by Phony Millions on May 09, 2003
  14. In college, Fred longed for the simple safety of high school... by Phony Millions on June 08, 2003
  15. In her Windstar Minivan... by Phony Millions on July 02, 2003
  16. Most of life is a series of pragmatic lies... by Phony Millions on July 16, 2003
  17. Bad Mozart by Phony Millions on October 14, 2003
  18. Feldspar took the white blotter acid he bought in Central Park and stuck it on his tongue. by Phony Millions on October 22, 2003
  19. “Your hands – they’re rough, like someone who’s worked outside all his life,” she said sweetly and softly... by Phony Millions on November 24, 2003
  20. While he banged away at the hapless corpse, the necrophiliac suppressed a painful bubble of gas. by Phony Millions on December 04, 2003
  21. The woman entered Starbucks and saw the girl working at the counter. by Phony Millions on December 11, 2003
  22. “Tuesday night at driving school I saw Jason Summers." by Phony Millions on December 12, 2003
  23. Driving on the Palisades Parkway out of the city, Joe looked across the river and felt a rush of warm tenderness for humanity in general. by Phony Millions on February 07, 2004
  24. Thom Yorke... by Phony Millions on February 12, 2004
  25. Slopcloth by Phony Millions on February 21, 2004
  26. Contempt by Phony Millions on February 27, 2004
  27. Ataraxy by Phony Millions on April 26, 2004
  28. Will I listen to Nirvana when I’m in my seventies? by Phony Millions on May 17, 2004
  29. The Dialectics of Taking a Dump by Phony Millions on May 24, 2004
  30. Old Man Jenkins and I by Phony Millions on June 02, 2004
  31. A Day in The Life of a Jazz Slut by Phony Millions on June 15, 2004
  32. I walked into the emergency room sicker than shit and the doctor came in, shutting the door abruptly. by Phony Millions on December 09, 2004
  33. Jim Lipidina met Linda Gregario in 1983 at a Journey concert in the Hartford Civic Center. by Phony Millions on December 11, 2004
  34. Tim kissed Susan with resignation at the entrance to his apartment and said goodbye, shutting the door. by Phony Millions on January 07, 2005
  35. Laura and I by Phony Millions on January 24, 2005
  36. Dan danced with his wife Sylvia at the wedding, regarding the floral arrangements with satisfaction. by Phony Millions on February 11, 2005
  37. “My name’s Jack and I’m forty-two." by Phony Millions on March 03, 2005