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Shorts from Jimson S. Sorghum

  1. Despite his grave embarrassment over his hives... by Jimson S. Sorghum on April 15, 2002
  2. It is only our second full day at sea and Ewan has already ordered me to swab the poop deck at least four times. by Jimson S. Sorghum on July 08, 2002
  3. Feldspar whizzed over the Manhattan bridge on his vivid sunshine yellow Schwinn. by Jimson S. Sorghum on February 18, 2003
  4. Patricia Ann Fondel was fond of her status as office skank. by Jimson S. Sorghum on February 27, 2003
  5. It was 2050 hours on the Ropes Course at Camp David. by Jimson S. Sorghum on March 28, 2003
  6. The prom queen let out a big juicy one. by Jimson S. Sorghum on April 02, 2003
  7. Luke walked in the door to find Kendra straddling the keg, the tap in the firm grasp of her labia. by Jimson S. Sorghum on April 10, 2003
  8. Tall and tan and young and handsome. by Jimson S. Sorghum on May 16, 2003
  9. "Bad touch." said Suzy to Uncle Bob. by Jimson S. Sorghum on August 07, 2003
  10. In the restroom at the doctor's office, all the piss samples were lined up in a delicious Caldor-colored rainbow. by Jimson S. Sorghum on August 07, 2003
  11. R.H. Phecal, the 2002 winner of the Acme Gold Medallion for most copious and substantial producer of the short-short, squatted over the bowl. by Jimson S. Sorghum on December 07, 2003
  12. “Oh—Oh…” the man in his early thirties breathed, releasing his feces into his Dilbert boxer shorts with some relief. by Jimson S. Sorghum on December 08, 2003
  13. There was something stupid about the whole thing, she thought. by Jimson S. Sorghum on December 20, 2003
  14. “Pop,” by Jimson S. Sorghum on January 02, 2004
  15. "Another fricken night-night story," by Jimson S. Sorghum on January 11, 2004
  16. Long ago, in a far away kingdom, by Jimson S. Sorghum on January 18, 2004
  17. Victor Vulgar, poet laureate, often got his best ideas while wanking it. by Jimson S. Sorghum on January 19, 2004
  18. All the pony club girls hated her. by Jimson S. Sorghum on February 02, 2004
  19. I was having trouble in the sack, so I went to see ol’ Fister. by Jimson S. Sorghum on February 09, 2004
  20. On the Eve of Colostomy by Jimson S. Sorghum on February 15, 2004
  21. Micky Strunza posted the letter on his door, by Jimson S. Sorghum on February 22, 2004
  22. Nicky had the men lined up on Jessica’s right cheek. by Jimson S. Sorghum on March 01, 2004
  23. "Your eyes...they're so perfect..." by Jimson S. Sorghum on March 07, 2004
  24. Jaunita Saggs was a cunt. by Jimson S. Sorghum on March 29, 2004
  25. “You think your shit don’t stink.” by Jimson S. Sorghum on June 29, 2004
  26. “Three is the magic number,” said Danforth. by Jimson S. Sorghum on October 21, 2004
  27. I had to go home for my parent’s fiftieth wedding anniversary. by Jimson S. Sorghum on February 11, 2005
  28. Carlotta held her great, fluffy tuchus in the air. by Jimson S. Sorghum on February 21, 2005