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- "Heyy-AYYY," she crooned from the far side of our cube's opaque partition... by Dick Vomit on June 11, 2003
- The user Kleetaurus12 has sent you an instant message by Dick Vomit on January 13, 2004
- “Wait, whoa, stop, Jesus, fuck!” by Dick Vomit on January 14, 2004
- During the blowjob, Dimitri fought off the climax til the last ecstatic instant... by Dick Vomit on January 14, 2004
- "P. KLEEKINS." Ooh, dean of the fucking lame-ass high schoooool. by Dick Vomit on February 11, 2004
- "I hate it that all we do is fuck." by Dick Vomit on February 13, 2004
- Dispatch. by Dick Vomit on February 16, 2004
- Puta madre. Mira a quien tenemos aqui! by Dick Vomit on May 12, 2004
- cuz people say yer in love and stuff, here's a fun song from grade school... by Dick Vomit on June 11, 2004
- FUCK YOU, SWITCHBACK. by Dick Vomit on July 20, 2004
- Becky squirmed and squiggled in the church pew. by Dick Vomit on August 12, 2004
- "My, but aren't YOU the hunkiest hunk of roasted beef in the universe?" by Dick Vomit on September 22, 2004
- Nice fuckin' boots. by Dick Vomit on October 21, 2004
- Aphid Mezrik climbed aboard the municipal Sport Utility Bus by Dick Vomit on October 26, 2004
- The Last Phallicorn by Dick Vomit on November 01, 2004
- by Dick Vomit on November 09, 2004
- Burt strode executively to the whiteboard and squeaked off the cap to a Dry Erase marker. by Dick Vomit on November 30, 2004
- [Excerpt from The Comprehensive Guide to Superhero Lineage] by Dick Vomit on December 06, 2004
- Katrina wore the pants in the family. by Dick Vomit on December 06, 2004
- Being an author, I decided I was all powerful and omniscient. by Dick Vomit on December 10, 2004
- Birdneck by Dick Vomit on December 13, 2004
- Dr. Seuss and scoop fail to negotiate a sexual interlude by Dick Vomit on December 14, 2004
- APOOCALYPSE BROWN: Part I by Dick Vomit on January 12, 2005
- APOOCALYPSE BROWN: Part II by Dick Vomit on January 12, 2005
- APOOCALYPSE BROWN: Part III by Dick Vomit on January 12, 2005
- APOOCALYPSE BROWN: Part IV by Dick Vomit on January 12, 2005
- APOOCALYPSE BROWN: Part V by Dick Vomit on January 12, 2005
- APOOCALYPSE BROWN: Part VI by Dick Vomit on January 12, 2005
- APOOCALYPSE BROWN: Part VII by Dick Vomit on January 12, 2005
- Just tell me what happened. by Dick Vomit on January 13, 2005
- by Dick Vomit on January 25, 2005
- Dr. Pimsling by Dick Vomit on February 16, 2005
- Fuck the Pope by Dick Vomit on February 16, 2005
- The animals. by Dick Vomit on February 25, 2005
- Yeah, so Silvio Berlusconi was givin' me the ol' five-knuckle shuffle... by Dick Vomit on March 03, 2005
- STAND CLEAR OF THE CLOSING DOORS, PLEASE. by Dick Vomit on March 14, 2005
- The Poles by Dick Vomit on March 20, 2005
- Garrett by Dick Vomit on March 27, 2005
- FUCKING WILL H DISNEY FUCK by Dick Vomit on April 07, 2005
- Berkowitz floored it. by Dick Vomit on July 19, 2005
- That McGinty sure gets a rise outta me! by Dick Vomit on August 18, 2005
- Private Peep!!!! by Dick Vomit on August 19, 2005
- Hello. by Dick Vomit on August 22, 2005
- Murg by Dick Vomit on August 23, 2005
- Pretty sure this dude who used to live with a friend of mine has got something like this going on right about now... by Dick Vomit on September 01, 2005
- I'm going to try to write a short for tuesday. by Dick Vomit on September 11, 2005
- SUZANNA: THE UNDEAD COCK HOUND OF THE MISSISSIPPI DELTA!! by Dick Vomit on September 13, 2005
- Blammo. by Dick Vomit on September 14, 2005
- The Illusionist by Dick Vomit on September 16, 2005
- Pop & Ace by Dick Vomit on November 03, 2005
- EXT. LOS ANGELES – HOME DEPOT - MORNING by Dick Vomit on February 23, 2011