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  1. "Heyy-AYYY," she crooned from the far side of our cube's opaque partition... by Dick Vomit on June 11, 2003
  2. The user Kleetaurus12 has sent you an instant message by Dick Vomit on January 13, 2004
  3. “Wait, whoa, stop, Jesus, fuck!” by Dick Vomit on January 14, 2004
  4. During the blowjob, Dimitri fought off the climax til the last ecstatic instant... by Dick Vomit on January 14, 2004
  5. "P. KLEEKINS." Ooh, dean of the fucking lame-ass high schoooool. by Dick Vomit on February 11, 2004
  6. "I hate it that all we do is fuck." by Dick Vomit on February 13, 2004
  7. Dispatch. by Dick Vomit on February 16, 2004
  8. Puta madre. Mira a quien tenemos aqui! by Dick Vomit on May 12, 2004
  9. cuz people say yer in love and stuff, here's a fun song from grade school... by Dick Vomit on June 11, 2004
  10. FUCK YOU, SWITCHBACK. by Dick Vomit on July 20, 2004
  11. Becky squirmed and squiggled in the church pew. by Dick Vomit on August 12, 2004
  12. "My, but aren't YOU the hunkiest hunk of roasted beef in the universe?" by Dick Vomit on September 22, 2004
  13. Nice fuckin' boots. by Dick Vomit on October 21, 2004
  14. Aphid Mezrik climbed aboard the municipal Sport Utility Bus by Dick Vomit on October 26, 2004
  15. The Last Phallicorn by Dick Vomit on November 01, 2004
  16. by Dick Vomit on November 09, 2004
  17. Burt strode executively to the whiteboard and squeaked off the cap to a Dry Erase marker. by Dick Vomit on November 30, 2004
  18. [Excerpt from The Comprehensive Guide to Superhero Lineage] by Dick Vomit on December 06, 2004
  19. Katrina wore the pants in the family. by Dick Vomit on December 06, 2004
  20. Being an author, I decided I was all powerful and omniscient. by Dick Vomit on December 10, 2004
  21. Birdneck by Dick Vomit on December 13, 2004
  22. Dr. Seuss and scoop fail to negotiate a sexual interlude by Dick Vomit on December 14, 2004
  23. APOOCALYPSE BROWN: Part I by Dick Vomit on January 12, 2005
  24. APOOCALYPSE BROWN: Part II by Dick Vomit on January 12, 2005
  25. APOOCALYPSE BROWN: Part III by Dick Vomit on January 12, 2005
  26. APOOCALYPSE BROWN: Part IV by Dick Vomit on January 12, 2005
  27. APOOCALYPSE BROWN: Part V by Dick Vomit on January 12, 2005
  28. APOOCALYPSE BROWN: Part VI by Dick Vomit on January 12, 2005
  29. APOOCALYPSE BROWN: Part VII by Dick Vomit on January 12, 2005
  30. Just tell me what happened. by Dick Vomit on January 13, 2005
  31. by Dick Vomit on January 25, 2005
  32. Dr. Pimsling by Dick Vomit on February 16, 2005
  33. Fuck the Pope by Dick Vomit on February 16, 2005
  34. The animals. by Dick Vomit on February 25, 2005
  35. Yeah, so Silvio Berlusconi was givin' me the ol' five-knuckle shuffle... by Dick Vomit on March 03, 2005
  36. STAND CLEAR OF THE CLOSING DOORS, PLEASE. by Dick Vomit on March 14, 2005
  37. The Poles by Dick Vomit on March 20, 2005
  38. Garrett by Dick Vomit on March 27, 2005
  39. FUCKING WILL H DISNEY FUCK by Dick Vomit on April 07, 2005
  40. Berkowitz floored it. by Dick Vomit on July 19, 2005
  41. That McGinty sure gets a rise outta me! by Dick Vomit on August 18, 2005
  42. Private Peep!!!! by Dick Vomit on August 19, 2005
  43. Hello. by Dick Vomit on August 22, 2005
  44. Murg by Dick Vomit on August 23, 2005
  45. Pretty sure this dude who used to live with a friend of mine has got something like this going on right about now... by Dick Vomit on September 01, 2005
  46. I'm going to try to write a short for tuesday. by Dick Vomit on September 11, 2005
  47. SUZANNA: THE UNDEAD COCK HOUND OF THE MISSISSIPPI DELTA!! by Dick Vomit on September 13, 2005
  48. Blammo. by Dick Vomit on September 14, 2005
  49. The Illusionist by Dick Vomit on September 16, 2005
  50. Pop & Ace by Dick Vomit on November 03, 2005
  51. EXT. LOS ANGELES – HOME DEPOT - MORNING by Dick Vomit on February 23, 2011